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Hey Kid

Hey kid

Wanna see a fruity god emperor?

No? Too bad.

He’s essentially this big bundle of hcs + a mini au I’ve been making (basically emps comes back and Girlyman gotta show his dad around the empire)

Hey Kid
Hey Kid

Emp: why aren’t these inquisitors looking me in the eyes? Robby: you’re 13 feet tall and your tits out. And you’ve been ‘dead’ for a millennia and a god.

He’s learning so much about the new world he hasn’t really gotten to interact with one to one

Hey Kid
Hey Kid

Emps: Goodness! What a stunning little society! So advanced for such a short time! Not even psykers yet! How amazing! Emps: surly you are aiding its growth and taking advantage of trade!

Hey Kid
Hey Kid

Commissar: we uh hate them- because they’re uh- different? Emps: why am I not shocked?

As an extra little treat + from a convo I had with some moots, he gets alien space pigs as new sons pets now

Hey Kid
Hey Kid
Hey Kid
Hey Kid
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8 months ago

Oh jeez have I been there. I remember when my folks still had their ultramarine pair I was going over for a visit and the neighbors had just recently gotten a new statue for their front porch- it took me and dad to wrestle down one while my mom and brother kept the other inside the first time they saw it

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New owners should be prepared to purchase at least one marble sculpture and several gilded items for their Ultramarine's enclosure. They should also award him with medals and other decorations for his armor and weaponry. Upkeep is easy--as long as the owner provides their Ultramarine with sufficient supplies, he will clean and maintain his bling without prompting. Indeed, some Ultramarines find bling cleaning to be a calming activity.

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7 months ago

Man I love baking

Man I Love Baking

Me, baking, in a slight anxious spiral: what— what do u do if you use too much baking soda?

Baking website I am consulting: hahah! Dont worry silly! If you accidentally use 1 teaspoon as apposed to 1/2 a teaspoon all you gotta do is double the recipe and keep on as instructed! Easy as pie!!

Me: what/

Me, progressively more anxious; what if I use 3/4 cup instead of 3/4 teaspoon?

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8 months ago

Artfight time lads!!!!!!! Hyped!!!

This’ll be my first year I partake in the artfight so I’m really excited!- I kind of don’t have a lot of characters on there right now and even more so with the fact only 1 of my like- 3 are any character my followers would recognize

But hey! We ball :) hopefully I’ll have more of my warhammer babies on there soon!!

Anyway, you guys can find me on art fight at artfight.net/lazyTheArtisg :3

Also yes this does mean I’ll be a bit slow(er) with posting but it’s fiinnneee return to normalcy eventually (probably)


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