You Know The Teacher Everyone Had A Crush On? It Was Lupin For Hogwarts. Girls, Boys, Everyone In Between

You know the teacher everyone had a crush on? It was Lupin for Hogwarts. Girls, boys, everyone in between and everyone outside of the in between. Every. Single. Student. simped for Professor Lupin. He came back for the Battle of Hogwarts and suddenly all of the NEW students also simped for him. Even Percy Weasley wanted him.

Everyone wanted him when he was a student, and everyone wanted him when he was a teacher. And the best part? He never slept with any of his students. Hell, he didn't even realize everyone was in love with him until Pomfrey and Minnie pointed it out, and by then it was almost the end of the year.

You know the hypothetical of 'What if you were in a room with every person who ever masturbated to you'? For Remus, we'd need three football stadiums. Anyone who saw him fell for him.

IDFK man I just like Casanova!Remus. And concerned Poppy and Minnie. Like, "Hey, kiddo, you're gonna hurt yourself if you keep fucking any dude in your age group"

And he's like "DILLIGAF"

Oliver Wood, head resting on Percy Wood's shoulder, frustrated about a Quidditch loss: FUCK the Welsh.

Sirius Black: What do you think the entire male portion of the graduating class of 1978 have been doing?!

Kinglsey (No I will not put his last name, shame on JKR): Fucking SPECIFICALLY Remus.

I only stan Remadora in the sense that Remus and Tonks wanted to commit tax fraud and happened to be in the same area.

How did they get Teddy if this is the case?

Tonks: GET IN THE CAR WE'RE STEALING A CHILD FROM AN ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD

Lupin: Great, I'll pin it on Greyback.

Sirius, completely speechless:

I have an idea for a tiktok but I don't have the cosplay yet so I'm posting it here.

(In the amulet, the day Mikell becomes just another host)

Mikell Bright: Are we alone?

Jack Lumineaux, as that is what he has always been: For now. Maybe forever.

You wanna know a secret?

Adam thinks he made Bright, with all his rants and his hard won lessons. 'Excise your doubts, James!' 'Be what they fear, James!' Like everything was the same as when mom left.

But he didn't make Bright. You did.

(ALTERNATIVELY, in my Vyranoth redemption AU for Warcraft)

Sabellian wins and Wrathion runs away, then feels the need to prove that he isn't evil so he sacrifices himself to lock the Vault of the Incarnates with Iridikron's ghost inside. Between his vanishing and his reappearance, he goes to the Shadowlands and meets Malygos. They chat a bit, discover a bunch of similarities between themselves, and repair Malygos' view of the Black Dragons somewhat. Wrathion's first thought when the vault door closes is "I forgot to tell Mal where I was going" so that's why Vyra is talking about Mal.

Wrathion, locked in the Vault of the Incarnates: Are we alone?!

Vyranoth, in a visage that no one other than Malygos even knew she had: For now. Maybe forever.

Wanna know a secret?

Talonixia thought she made Malygos with all her rants and her hard won lessons. 'Excise your doubts, Mal!' 'Be what they fear, Mal!' Like everything was the same as when Galakrond taught her.

But she didn't make Mal.

Your father did.

I like the idea that, as Emi gets more and more information about Aizawa's past, she slowly starts to be able to just be friends with him, platonically, and then we get platonic healing as she moves on to be able to actually maintain a regular relationship and he brings Oboro back from the dead.

No thoughts, only Nezu hating every human other than teenage trans guy Aizawa, because he sees himself in the quiet emo, and proceeding to do his damndest to adopt him.

Just fluff.

And a little bit of Nezu threatening teachers lives and families if they insulted Aizawa for not talking/spending too much time with Oboro, Hizashi and Nemuri. But mostly fluff.

And a little bit of angst because we know primary mentors don't survive in fiction, so there's a solid chance Nezu gets to watch his adopted son die.