Oliver Wood, Head Resting On Percy Wood's Shoulder, Frustrated About A Quidditch Loss: FUCK The Welsh.

Oliver Wood, head resting on Percy Wood's shoulder, frustrated about a Quidditch loss: FUCK the Welsh.

Sirius Black: What do you think the entire male portion of the graduating class of 1978 have been doing?!

Kinglsey (No I will not put his last name, shame on JKR): Fucking SPECIFICALLY Remus.

The only remrom we tolerate whatsoever in this blog is Remy Sanders (Sleep) and King Romulus (Pre-split creativity twins).

I thought he was 8'5 for some reason. He doesn't have the metal arms and legs, so he'd only be about 7 lbs underweight

TW: EDs, discussion of weight, discussion of starvation, discussion of BMI. Stay safe out there bestie

So reportedly, SCP-073 is 6'0 and about 165 lbs. Why does this need to be posted?

Do you know how much metal weighs? Having metal arms and legs would make the absolute lowest weight of a healthy 6'0 male AT LEAST 300 LBS.

We could say that the metal isn't all that heavy, but for it to be functional at all (And it IS) it would still need to up his healthy weight range to at least 200 lbs, probably closer to 250.

*Violently shakes kin* ARE YOU OK? DO YOU NEED A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL?

We're going to use a BMI calculator to figure this out. We'll say that he's 7'0 because to be in a healthy weight range you must be at least 225 lbs if you are 7', and we assume that eh would also need to be in that range.

That would put his BMI at 16.4. This is considered dangerously low, and while his anomalous properties do allow him to be immortal, that doesn't mean that being in a state of starvation with no chance of turning down your metabolism to keep you stable won't have consequences. Quantity of life isn't quality of life.

All I'm saying is someone should check on this magnificent bastard.

Ok I know that Aizawa is 6'0 (T a l l) in canon but I want him to be tiny gremlin man and I think it fits better, so boom, now he's 5'4 and trans.

Remus Lupin is a whore pass it on

(Sirius Black, Regulus Black, Lucius Malfoy, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Evan Rosier, Barty Crouch Jr., probably also Barty Crouch Sr., also probably a few of his teachers for them good grade bribes on bad months, just, Frank Longbottom, most of the male identifying members of the Order of the Phoenix, and many, MANY more)

This man was not called the Casanova of Gryffindor Tower for no reason, and the reason wasn't women. Everyone was madly in love with him. Exept Regulus, that was a drunken hookup which they laughed at later and were super chill about, and then repeated every time Sirius pissed of Remus.

I suddenly made a lot of connections in a very short amount of time so I'm here to tell you about it.

In Harry Potter, lycanthropy is a kind of metaphor for HIV/AIDS.

Fenrir Greyback gave it to Remus Lupin when Rem was FIVE.

We just completely overlook that Lupin wasn’t a ‘Casanova’, he was a CSA victim coping badly

Why can't I be happy? And why have all of my comfort characters been hurt so badly? Like, without fail. All of them.