I Second This, Give Me Malygos.

I second this, give me Malygos.

Alright, gonna get some hate for them maybe, but Ysera should NOT come back

Death is already cheap in WoW. There are so many ways a person can come back, that when a character dies, its assumed not permanent. However, we get this entire stupid questchain in Ardenweld with Ysera and her shitty little wildseed, and oh no boo hoo, she’s gonna die for good because anima!!!111, or some shit, I don’t know, I did it once and didn’t pay attention because

Every. single. Shadowlands. Quest. Was dumb. Was really, really, REALLY dumb.  Shadowlands as an expansion was so hilariously mishandled lore wise that it’s just…it’s not even fair to talk about it. We all know. But even just taking the Afterlives, it was extremely dumb of them to have them encompass all realities. 

Anyways, back on Ysera: Ysera’s work was always outside of mortal structure, except if you are a druid with some merit. She worked during the Cataclysm, off screen, while the player did the real work, but…that was it.

She has really never been important, never had any reason to be beloved. I loved her in Day of the Dragon, and how Knaak personified her, but everyone loves to dogpile on Knaak, so whatever.

A better dragon to bring back would be Malygos. But nahhh. He’s

1: Male 2: was evil?

or Onyxia but

1: evil white woman 2: bones burnt?

Or Nefarian but 1: Evil 2: Old ugly model 3: Bones burnt

Whatever, I have no idea why Blizzard is so attached to a dragon that did fuck all for 10k years. The green flight is the least active of all of them, and really fucking boring.

end rant

Because Genshin doesn't have enough representation, here's what Diluc is like in my AU.

Homosexual

Twink.

His hair is still red, but it has a streak of white from using the Delusion

He's still banned from Snezhnaya XD

Dark, slightly golden toned skin

He is beauty he is grace he will claymore you in the face

More than a touch of the 'tism (mood)

His hands have gone pitch black from using the delusion (think Eclipsa in SVTFOE)

There are some cracks on his chest from using the delusion (Like Pink Pearl from SU)

Crippling depression, anxiety and PTSD

A fucking dragon (less important but still there)

Transmasc (Yass king slay)

Whore (Childe, Zhongli, Thoma, Ayato, Albedo, Baizhu, Itto, the list goes on)

Low-key fashion icon

Any adult who looks at him is suddenly both horny and scared

'I'm a guard stationed at a secret government prison' but it's only the parts where Kael and Hugo are offscreen. but they know they're about to die so it's INCREDIBLY GAY

Some agent in the middle of a Serpent's Hand and Prometheus Labs break in: BRIGHT!

Evelyn, Claire, David, Mikell, Tamlin, Yoric, Serra, TJ, Jack, Adam, Nobody and Claire II: YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO GET MORE SPECIFIC THAN THAT

'I'm a guard stationed at a secret government prison' spoiler

Kael, upon seeing Hugo with his shirt off: DO YOU NEED A DOG? I CAN BARK!

Hugo, getting fucking murdered less than four hours later:

My headcanon for how the Wizards/Maia are ranked is that they go by age. The first to arrive (Glorfindel, gold) is the strongest, second (Saruman, white) is next, third (Gandalf, grey) comes after that, then Radagast (brown), then the blues.

So I can just imagine...

Elrond: GLORFINDEL I SWEAR TO GOD-

Gandalf: Please, Elrond, he's FUMING, and he's my boss.

Elrond: He's WHAT

Alternatively

Saruman: *is evil*

Glorfindel: You're fired.

Saruman: What?

Legolas: You heard him, you're fired!