Random Unfinished Headcanon That Got Way Too Long For One Of My Stories.

Random unfinished headcanon that got way too long for one of my stories.

Ted is gremlin and Andy is tol. He's, like, 5'3, and she's 6'2. She sometimes just picks him up. He turns bright red every time. His hair goes bubblegum pink, just like his daughter.

Actually, the first time Nymph's hair turned pink was when she was 1 1/2. It had turned a lot of colors before that, but not that exact shade of pink.

Andromeda got up at 2:00 in the morning because she was thirsty and she stopped by the nursery because she didn't see Ted.

Inside, he was just sitting there with Nymph resting on his chest and laughing. He was changing his eye color. She always adored that. Andromeda did, too. Her husband was beautiful.

So she walks over, a little bit annoyed that he's keeping Nymph awake, and he stands up, and he's staring directly up at her with his cute, bright pink eyes (I'm a simp if that was unclear), and she makes the split second choice between being mad at him and picking him up. So she picks him up because who could be mad at that face he spent hours designing?

And of course, his hair goes bright pink because this man is a SIMP. And Nymph is amazed because that color is beautiful on him, so she tries it out herself. And for a moment, they forget the war. They forget Voldemort and his Death Eaters. They forget the Black family. They forget everything but this moment.

Dawn Winery in my fanfic/AU but Diluc is fucking RICH. Like- Sir- save some cash for the rest of us.

So, Dawn Winery supplies about 90% of Teyvat's wine. How? I don't know man, a 23 year old and his weird foster parents who might be evil and are entirely willing to kill gods for him decided to.

So, Dawn Winery and associated organizations would recieve 248,463,000,000 USD.

In this AU, they also run about half of the fruit industry of Teyvat.

That's another 63,360,000,000 USD, bringing us up to 311,823,000,000 USD. That is three hundred eleven billion eight hundred twenty million united states dollars.

Then we have the music industry, which owes many taverns across Teyvat large sums of money and relies on them for any income at all.

That adds about 5,000,000,000 at my best guess. This places us at 316,823,000,000 USD

The hospitality industry is about 45% owned by Dawn Winery and affiliated companies, adding 75,600,000,000. This brings us up to a whopping 392,423,000,000

Then we add about 1,000,000,000 from various other, smaller sources.

In total, Dawn Winery would be worth 393,423,000,000 USD, or 118,026,900 Mora.

The wealthiest man on Earth is Bernard Arnolt, worth 164 billion USD, or 49,200,000 Mora. This is a mere fraction of Dawn Winery's earnings. The fraction is about half, if you were wondering.

The owner of a company typically takes home about 10% of the total net income of the company. Diluc's yearly salary alone is 11,802,690 Mora, or 39,342,300,000

(NOTE: This does not include any inheritance or any money he spends. I took the overall net positive of each industry and ran it through a calculator. All negative from the business itself is therefore covered.)

Because Genshin doesn't have enough representation, here's what Diluc is like in my AU.

Homosexual

Twink.

His hair is still red, but it has a streak of white from using the Delusion

He's still banned from Snezhnaya XD

Dark, slightly golden toned skin

He is beauty he is grace he will claymore you in the face

More than a touch of the 'tism (mood)

His hands have gone pitch black from using the delusion (think Eclipsa in SVTFOE)

There are some cracks on his chest from using the delusion (Like Pink Pearl from SU)

Crippling depression, anxiety and PTSD

A fucking dragon (less important but still there)

Transmasc (Yass king slay)

Whore (Childe, Zhongli, Thoma, Ayato, Albedo, Baizhu, Itto, the list goes on)

Low-key fashion icon

Any adult who looks at him is suddenly both horny and scared

T4T Ted Tonks and Andromeda Black. It's part of why Andy got disowned.

Ted's mom died when he was 8 and his father died when he was 13. His newfound lack of parents resulted in him getting adopted by the head of Hufflepuff house at the time, Newt Scamander. He was the owner of the briefcase after Newt died and up until he died himself.

(Newt is also trans but that is not important to this post.)

Stop tagging jegulus with wolfstar when wolfstar isn't present. I love jegulus, but sometimes I want to look at a gay werewolf instead of them.

'I'm a guard stationed at a secret government prison' spoiler

Kael, upon seeing Hugo with his shirt off: DO YOU NEED A DOG? I CAN BARK!

Hugo, getting fucking murdered less than four hours later: