Have You Read That One Episode Of Lore Olympus Where He Becomes Persephone's Therapist?

Have you read that one episode of Lore Olympus where he becomes Persephone's therapist?

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(I don't like LO very much, it has some... strange things in it, but hot DAMN I learned some things about myself when I saw Rachel's version of Chiron...)

petition to make chiron a drag queen

Gears becomes the next Founder (O5-1) when he tries to kill Kondraki

Bright becomes the next Tamlin (O5-13) when he accidentally forces Iceberg to off himself using telepathy in response to Kondraki's "death"

Clef becomes the next Teeth (O5-7) when he shoots Lilly

Light becomes the next Nazarene (O5-2) when she tries to kill Gears directly after Iceberg's suicide (This is actually caused by the distress these events cause Bright, who she cares deeply for, even if she won't admit it)

Kondraki becomes the next Blackbird (O5-5) when he comes back to life and changes his signature to five butterflies

Here in the SCP Foundation, we don't have Death, Famine, War and Conquest, we have Bright, Kondraki, Iceberg and Clef, in that order! Gears is Satan, managing all four, and Light is Jesus coming to save the day from these absolute fucking idiots (/affectionate).

Fun fact! Diluc and Kaeya actually really are adopted brothers. This is not because they are sworn brothers, although they are also sworn brothers. Kaeya is described as being adopted and raised by Crepus, Diluc's father, so, while he may not have been described as Diluc's brother in the original canon, he was still Crepus' son, and therefore was Diluc's brother.

WHY THE FUCK DO I SHIP DILUC AND PANTALONE- I WANT TO WRITE THIS BANKER A REDEMPTION ARC AND ADD HIM TO THE PILE OF DILUC'S LOVERS

(He's gonna be with Baizhu, Zhongli, Venti, Itto, Thoma and Ayato. But not Kaeya. Kaeya is watching protectively from the background deciding if pegging his brother is enough of a sin for the Knights to kill you. It is not.)

"I HAVE D CUPS MIKELL!"-Jack (Jane? Jacqueline? Jess? Jackie? IDFK)

"WELL THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON!"-Mikell

"CAN I CALL YOU A BITCH NOW?"-Claire (She already did)

I don't know how to draw cowboy hats yet but trust me I'm trying my best