Here In The SCP Foundation, We Don't Have Death, Famine, War And Conquest, We Have Bright, Kondraki,

Here in the SCP Foundation, we don't have Death, Famine, War and Conquest, we have Bright, Kondraki, Iceberg and Clef, in that order! Gears is Satan, managing all four, and Light is Jesus coming to save the day from these absolute fucking idiots (/affectionate).

Scaramouche: Hey mom- PANTALONE- I MEANT PANTALONE.

Pants: *Would totally let that side, because he actually does more of Ei's mom duties than Ei does.*

Kaeya: Mood

Pants: Oh Tsaritsa no-

Dottore: Mommy.

Pants: *Sinks into the floor*

Signora: *dies of laughter*

Pants: *buries face in hands*

Childe: MOTHER

Pants: I hate you all.

Pierro: Has mom been drinking?

Pants: NOT YOU TOO-

Columbina: MOOOOOOOOOOM What's for dinner?

Captiano: Yeah mom what's for dinner?

Pulcinella: Yeah MOM.

Pants:

Alternatively, pre-transition transmasc Chiron.

i know everyone is complaining about lo chiron being a woman now but consider the following: mtf trans chiron.

Somewhere along the way I ended up shipping Dionysus and Chiron (No this is not Percy Jackson, we do not stan Rick, he needs to take accountability) so here's that Dio: I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS

Dio: LIKE DICK AND SELF ESTEEM

Chiron: He knows I can hear him, right?

Anyways yeah if he's the only therapist on Mount Olympus, he's gotta be telepathic, and I love that for him XD

Sophone, Kleia, Pelagos, Nikolon (left to right). I'm right.

"I HAVE D CUPS MIKELL!"-Jack (Jane? Jacqueline? Jess? Jackie? IDFK)

"WELL THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON!"-Mikell

"CAN I CALL YOU A BITCH NOW?"-Claire (She already did)

I don't know how to draw cowboy hats yet but trust me I'm trying my best