No One:
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul:
Me: I know the reproductive biology of several dozen reptiles, horses, cats, kangaroos, foxes, wolves, humans, and several other species including fictional ones like Naga and Kitsune!
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Haymitch should have been in the 75th games instead of Peeta so I imagine that he was. Everything goes the exact same, Peeta still gets captured, Katniss still does the exact same things, Haymitch is just also there.
Rommath is so fucking done with everyone's shit.
He's done with Kael'thas's weird magic shit.
He's done with Lor'themar's avoidance shit.
He's done with Liadrin's noble shit.
He's done with Jaina's "I'm not racist but..." shit.
He's done with Anduin's pretending everything can be solved with peace shit.
He's done with Khadgar's done with everything shit.
He's done with Halduron's drunk shit.
He's done with Thalyssra's "IS THIS MAN SECRETLY ELISANDE?" shit
He's done with Valtrois' "IS THIS MAN SECRETLY GAY?" shit because it's not a secret at all he's very blatantly gay
He's done with Belo'vir's horse girl shit (Should out to Salonar the Horseman for being some red haired elven horse girl lmao)
This man
is just
so
fucking
done.
You know what? Same.
Sauron and Morgoth: *Torture Maedhros for 30 years*
Maedhros: *Does not break, does not give them what they want*
Elrond: *Less than a second of puppy eyes* Please?
Maedhros: Fuck *Hands over Simarils* *Hands over all mortal possessions* *Hands over soul* *Hands over relatively ok childhood*
Morgoth: *Shocked pikachu face*
Sauron: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!
Vyranoth and Malygos lore Vyranoth and Malygos lore Vyranoth and Malygos lore Vyranoth and Malygos lore
Speak it into existence people!
They're siblings and you can't tell me otherwise. IDFK man I just want a Vyranoth redemption arc
The Bright Brothers standing around a small McDonald's milkshake chanting "Dad's guilt money, dad's guilt money" ominously.