Some Important Cross-server Ball Hosted By King Ren

Some important cross-server ball hosted by King Ren

Hausemaster: X did you give him permission to rule like that?

Xisuma: Nope

Pyro: Do you want us to do something about it?

Xisuma: Nope

Kenzie: We are 100% on board with doing something about it.

Xisuma: I've already broken the minds of five of his servants and guards using my Void magic. All I had to to was speak to them. Once he figures out that something like me has it out for him, he'll go running for the hills and all will be business as usual.

Tristan: You are a horrible person.

Xisuma: And that's coming from you?

Alexstrasza: Personally, I like Sabellion more.

Kalecgos, Merithra, Khadgar, Medivh, Malygos, Sindragosa, Chromie, Nozdormu, Soridormi, Pelagos, Ebyssian, my 50 characters, Anduin Wrynn, Llane Wrynn (who has been watching Azeroth like a reality TV show since he died), Cindrethresh, Left and Right, the rest of the Blacktalon, the Mag'har Orcs, half of Azeroth: ...

Um... heyyyy... maybe choose a different new character to replace Bright...

Warcraft has a whole fuckton of money right now so I would reeeaaaally advise against naming a sneaky, sus af redhead...

Elias.

Shaw.

A SNEAKY. SUS. REDHEAD.

Almost the exact same name as Blizzard's SNEAKY SUS REDHEAD who they will probably defend with their lives because if their representation goes out the window, *DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUH* less money

All I'm saying is please don't accidentally get sued for plagiarism

Okay but listen, Horde bias isn’t real. It never was. Bias is rather hard to have in a game like World of Warcraft and most developments for players such as races and armor are rather even. Story-wise, however, is a different thing entirely. 

There never was a bias to the Horde.

The Horde has gotten the shit end of the stick as far as story and lore goes in World of Warcraft. While the Alliance gets grand memorials, deep lore-rich stories for their leaders, and storylines shown in game driving their faction, the Horde doesn’t really get any of that. The Horde doesn’t have a grand district in any city memorializing our fallen like the Alliance does. Our leaders, if they do anything at all, are villains or well on their way to being such, disliked by both factions. A major, over-arching storyline for the Horde? We haven’t had that since Pandaria, and that was with our Warchief as the bad guy. See where I’m going with this?

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Haymitch should have been in the 75th games instead of Peeta so I imagine that he was. Everything goes the exact same, Peeta still gets captured, Katniss still does the exact same things, Haymitch is just also there.

mess with the pupper and you become supper