Dandelion: You Cant See The Forest For The Trees.

Dandelion: You can’t see the forest for the trees.

Geralt: Yeah? Well, you’re seeing the wood and not the rot.

[The group is in a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]

Avallac’h: Uh, I’m gonna roll a perception check of… 4 and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake.

Eredin: You’re in a prison cell :)

Imlerith: You did great. Well, I got a 10-

Eredin: You’re in a prison cell with bars on it :3

Caranthir: I got a 1!

Eredin: You’re in… a cube-shaped place?

Geralt: ...So this bat is you, Regis? Then who's the bat in our kitchen?!

(The bat in the kitchen is Dettlaff)

Geralt: Fine, fine. I’ll do it for you. You’re lucky you’re so pretty.

Dandelion: I know right? Imagine if I wasn’t; I’d have to actually use my brain or something.

@missrandomdreamer ‘s OC Laurie and Regis as Jo and Friedrich Bhaer in Little Women (1994)

The scene https://youtu.be/1Ylk2e-x--8

Regis: You're asking about my money? And my castle? I may be a vampire but you're the real blood-sucker!

Geralt: I only ask for tax reasons.