@missrandomdreamer S OC Laurie And Regis As Jo And Friedrich Bhaer In Little Women (1994)

@missrandomdreamer ‘s OC Laurie and Regis as Jo and Friedrich Bhaer in Little Women (1994)

The scene https://youtu.be/1Ylk2e-x--8

Geralt: This is a trap, isn’t it.

Regis: Most definitely.

Geralt: So... we charging in headfirst, or what?

Regis: ... This is why I adore you.”

Regis: You're asking about my money? And my castle? I may be a vampire but you're the real blood-sucker!

Geralt: I only ask for tax reasons.

Geralt: Wait! Once we’re behind enemy lines, what if we get separated? How will I find you?

Regis: Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to leave a nice, messy trail of corpses for you to follow.

Geralt: And here I thought you were a defenseless pacifist.

Dandelion: You can’t see the forest for the trees.

Geralt: Yeah? Well, you’re seeing the wood and not the rot.

What your favourite Witcher ship says about you - Geralt edition

(non-Geralt ships here)

Geralt/Yennefer: you believe in the inherent eroticism of 👏 MEN 👏 GETTING 👏 PEGGED. 👏

Geralt/Triss: you just want good things for Triss which, from what I've seen, does not seem to be a universal sentiment.

Geralt/Triss/Yennefer: your indecisiveness can only be matched by your horniness.

Geralt/Yennefer/Dandelion: you think that "it's not gay if it's in a threeway" is FOR COWARDS.

Geralt/Shani: your favourite romantic trope is "Person A gets hurt and Person B patches them up while lovingly scolding them for not being careful."

Geralt/Dandelion: you've gotten into at least three (3) heated Internet arguments about Geralt's status as a bottom.

Geralt/Eskel: your favourite relationship dynamic is two guys being dudes. Just two dudes being bros.

Geralt/Lambert: you believe that affectionately roasting each other is a love language.

Geralt/Emhyr: I can't tell for sure if you want to fuck dads, but you definitely want to fuck father figures.

Geralt/Regis: this is just the same joke as Geralt/Shani except you're also a monsterfucker.

Geralt/Dettlaff: your addiction to angsty brooding bastards has gotten so bad that one day you went "you know what's better than one angsty broody bastard? Two angsty broody bastards!"

Geralt/Dettlaff/Regis: you just want good things for Regis. And really, who wouldn't?

Geralt/Roche: your favourite relationship dynamic is "two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay."

Geralt/Iorveth: your ideal date involves throwing bricks at cops.

Geralt/Gaunter O'Dimm: you had a crush on Bill Cipher which never truly went away.

Geralt/Olgierd: you believe in the inherent eroticism of flashy and vaguely homoerotic swordfights.

Geralt/Eredin: you're horny for Eredin.

Geralt/Vlodimir: your ideal relationship is the plot of the movie "Venom."

Geralt/Fringilla: you...

... are heterosexual.