Geralt X Regis - Tumblr Posts

Regis: Weapons or armour? You can only choose one.

Geralt: Weapons!

Regis: Wrong. Here's your armour."

Regis: You ever just desperately wish you could cuss people out without consequences?

Geralt: You can if you just don't care.

Regis: But I do care though is the thing.

Geralt: I've been dead for how many years?!

Regis: Six hundred.

Geralt: I’m going to kick you in the teeth and sell your body parts on the black market.

Regis: Won’t be worth much.

Geralt: I don’t care.

Regis: Wouldn’t you prefer a less violent and more lucrative idea than my teeth?

Geralt: Maybe, you have one?

Geralt: Why did you decide to get involved?

Regis: For the fun of it. Why else?

Regis: As one of the people tasked with keeping you alive I really have to protest this.

Geralt: Duly noted, now get on the sled.

Geralt: I can see you shivering. Why don’t you just come over here to get warm?

Regis: I don’t like owing people things.

Geralt: Your shivering is making me uncomfortable! It would honestly be more of a favor on my end than on yours. I’ll owe you.

Geralt: Hey, question.

Regis: Yes?

Getalt: Why did you smirk when the dude said ‘till death do us part’?

Regis: I don’t plan on giving you up, even if we die.

today i offer you smol pocket bat regis :>

Regis: Tell me, are you afraid of me?

Geralt: ... Should I be?

Regis: Hmm. Perhaps not yet. But don’t worry, I’ll soon teach you to be.

Regis: Pizza and soda while we sit on the sidewalk? That's your idea of a date?

Geralt: What's wrong with it?

Regis: It's perfect, no one else would.

Geralt: This is a trap, isn’t it.

Regis: Most definitely.

Geralt: So... we charging in headfirst, or what?

Regis: ... This is why I adore you.”

Geralt (just finding out his boyfriend is a vampire): How about a date? We could go for a walk in the sunlight -- er. Well, after dark we could go to an Italian restaurant -- er, I mean.

Regis: You know by now neither of these bother me. Seriously, both work.

Milva (asking about Regis): Isn't it sad, dating someone who'll outlive you?

Geralt: If you saw how they live, you'd understand that they're at least as mortal as I am.

Geralt: This is my partner. Please don't ask us about the blood thing. It's an invasive question.

Regis: Do you have to say that every time when you introduce me?

Geralt: It stops them from asking.

Regis: And tells them I'm a vampire!

Regis: You're asking about my money? And my castle? I may be a vampire but you're the real blood-sucker!

Geralt: I only ask for tax reasons.

Geralt: ...So this bat is you, Regis? Then who's the bat in our kitchen?!

(The bat in the kitchen is Dettlaff)

Geralt: Are you mad at me?

Regis: No.

Geralt: Will you come down from the ceiling?

Regis: ...No.

Regis: Ugh. For the last time, bloody clothes do not go in with the laundry! It's a biohazard AND it stains.

Geralt: At least it's human blood.

Regis: That doesn't make it much better unless you want to do the wash!

Geralt: You made me brave. This, now, who I am, this is because of you.

Regis: You were always the brave one.

Geralt: No not before, but now I ask for help.