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Geralt: Are you mad at me?

Regis: No.

Geralt: Will you come down from the ceiling?

Regis: ...No.

Regis: They haven't contacted me for so long. This pain is like a stake through the heart. ...Why are you laughing?

Geralt: The myth that vampires can die through a stake through the heart.

Regis: Myth it may be it still hurts.

Geralt: ...So this bat is you, Regis? Then who's the bat in our kitchen?!

(The bat in the kitchen is Dettlaff)

Regis: You're asking about my money? And my castle? I may be a vampire but you're the real blood-sucker!

Geralt: I only ask for tax reasons.

Geralt: This is my partner. Please don't ask us about the blood thing. It's an invasive question.

Regis: Do you have to say that every time when you introduce me?

Geralt: It stops them from asking.

Regis: And tells them I'm a vampire!

Milva (asking about Regis): Isn't it sad, dating someone who'll outlive you?

Geralt: If you saw how they live, you'd understand that they're at least as mortal as I am.

Geralt: Is this hell?

Regis: We’ve died so many times it might just be.

Geralt (just finding out his boyfriend is a vampire): How about a date? We could go for a walk in the sunlight -- er. Well, after dark we could go to an Italian restaurant -- er, I mean.

Regis: You know by now neither of these bother me. Seriously, both work.

Geralt: Wait! Once we’re behind enemy lines, what if we get separated? How will I find you?

Regis: Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to leave a nice, messy trail of corpses for you to follow.

Geralt: And here I thought you were a defenseless pacifist.

Geralt: This is a trap, isn’t it.

Regis: Most definitely.

Geralt: So... we charging in headfirst, or what?

Regis: ... This is why I adore you.”

Dettlaff: Are you alright? You were wrongfully imprisoned, I heard, for me. I hope your sentence hasn’t been too unbearable.

Geralt: You kidding me? With three meals a day, no responsibilities, nothing to do but eat and sleep? I’m living the dream.

Dettlaff: Then why are you severly injured and underweight.

Geralt: Apparently they don't like it when you're responsible for saving a non-human.

Ciri: Hey, Dad? What are you doing?

Geralt: Having a bitch of a time trying to make this damn electric fireplace for your father. Why?

So I animated that totally not gay™️wink Regis gave Geralt in the books

@missrandomdreamer ‘s OC Laurie and Regis as Jo and Friedrich Bhaer in Little Women (1994)

The scene https://youtu.be/1Ylk2e-x--8

Geralt: Fine, fine. I’ll do it for you. You’re lucky you’re so pretty.

Dandelion: I know right? Imagine if I wasn’t; I’d have to actually use my brain or something.

Vilgefortz: What is your biggest weakness?

Geralt: I can be uncooperative.

Vilgefortz: Okay, can you give me an example?

Geralt: No.

Regis: Pizza and soda while we sit on the sidewalk? That's your idea of a date?

Geralt: What's wrong with it?

Regis: It's perfect, no one else would.

What your favourite Witcher ship says about you - Geralt edition

(non-Geralt ships here)

Geralt/Yennefer: you believe in the inherent eroticism of 👏 MEN 👏 GETTING 👏 PEGGED. 👏

Geralt/Triss: you just want good things for Triss which, from what I've seen, does not seem to be a universal sentiment.

Geralt/Triss/Yennefer: your indecisiveness can only be matched by your horniness.

Geralt/Yennefer/Dandelion: you think that "it's not gay if it's in a threeway" is FOR COWARDS.

Geralt/Shani: your favourite romantic trope is "Person A gets hurt and Person B patches them up while lovingly scolding them for not being careful."

Geralt/Dandelion: you've gotten into at least three (3) heated Internet arguments about Geralt's status as a bottom.

Geralt/Eskel: your favourite relationship dynamic is two guys being dudes. Just two dudes being bros.

Geralt/Lambert: you believe that affectionately roasting each other is a love language.

Geralt/Emhyr: I can't tell for sure if you want to fuck dads, but you definitely want to fuck father figures.

Geralt/Regis: this is just the same joke as Geralt/Shani except you're also a monsterfucker.

Geralt/Dettlaff: your addiction to angsty brooding bastards has gotten so bad that one day you went "you know what's better than one angsty broody bastard? Two angsty broody bastards!"

Geralt/Dettlaff/Regis: you just want good things for Regis. And really, who wouldn't?

Geralt/Roche: your favourite relationship dynamic is "two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay."

Geralt/Iorveth: your ideal date involves throwing bricks at cops.

Geralt/Gaunter O'Dimm: you had a crush on Bill Cipher which never truly went away.

Geralt/Olgierd: you believe in the inherent eroticism of flashy and vaguely homoerotic swordfights.

Geralt/Eredin: you're horny for Eredin.

Geralt/Vlodimir: your ideal relationship is the plot of the movie "Venom."

Geralt/Fringilla: you...

... are heterosexual.

Dandelion: You can’t see the forest for the trees.

Geralt: Yeah? Well, you’re seeing the wood and not the rot.

Geralt: You're a vampire?!

Regis: I told you that when we met!

Geralt: We met at a Halloween costume party!

Dettlaff: I never saw the moon or the stars before we started dating, isn't that funny? I think I'll see you in them forever.

Geralt: You look good in moonlight.

I'm 110% there! Yes please!

No context, just turtlenecks

[The group is in a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]

Avallac’h: Uh, I’m gonna roll a perception check of… 4 and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake.

Eredin: You’re in a prison cell :)

Imlerith: You did great. Well, I got a 10-

Eredin: You’re in a prison cell with bars on it :3

Caranthir: I got a 1!

Eredin: You’re in… a cube-shaped place?

Regis: Tell me, are you afraid of me?

Geralt: ... Should I be?

Regis: Hmm. Perhaps not yet. But don’t worry, I’ll soon teach you to be.