liedboutmurder

Conspiracy Theorist And Analyst

Currently simping for Kaito Kuroba, Danny Phantom and William James Moriarty

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It's Bully Him Hours

a comic by Lantaniel.
The Riddler asks a riddle: "What's red and green and spins really fast?"
Batman answers, "Justice." Riddler says, "tht doesn't even- NO".
Cassandra Cain thinks to herself, "The souls of the damned".
but says out loud, "a watermelon!" Riddler screams, "NOOOO"
So she says "2 watermelons!"

continuation of the above comic.
Jason Todd, in his Red Hood gear, with a rose in his mouth, grabs the Riddler in a dance, spins him and says, "us~"
The Riddler, distressed, asks, "WHY?"
Stephanie Brown happily punches him in the face and says, "your FACE". His face spins, red blood and a tooth coming out. The Riddler mumbles, "unfair..."
Damian Wayne, holding a sword, says, "Your HEAD when I detach it from your body."
Riddler is scared, mumbling, "WTF! That's like the last one but WAY hardcore!"

Last part of the above comic.
Tim Drake, as Red Robin, is sitting balanced on top of the back of a chair. The Riddler is sitting properly on a chair, and between them is a chess game.
Tim answers, "Frog is a blender."
The Riddler says, relieved, "THANK YOU. Why are the other bats Like That?"
Tim says, "hazard of the job."
The Riddler happily asks, "anyway~ what's black and white and red all over?"
Tim grabs him forcefully by the lapels, gets in his face in anger and says, "your chessboard with your BLOOD if you don't SHUT UP and make your move!"
The Riddler mumbles, "everyone is so mean to me..."

it's Bully Him hours

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He definitely did not expect to get emails from other heroes asking if they can come on the podcast as a guest.

Because apparently being frustrated by the media giving you a bad wrap is a universal experience in the hero world and after a thorough background check they trusted him to portray them in a more accurate light.

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