Hello, Star Wars Fandom!

Hello, Star Wars fandom!

Your shipping community is almost as toxic as fucking Chernobyl and looking for fan works in it makes me want to break my back and eat my own ass, y'all should like.... Fix that??? Okay? Coolio.

sincerely,

That Bitch

Modern au Jaskier would have a Tik Tok account and none of thou can deter me from that train of thought

I feel attacked and loved all at once... :')

hey u godless heathens reblog if you love and support klaus

HI, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT:

Just because you haven't transitioned doesn't mean you are any less of your preferred gender

You don't have to be on hormones

You don't have to get surgery

You don't have to look androgynous to be non-binary, genderfluid, genderqueer, etc.

You do not have to do anything that you are not comfortable with to be you're preferred gender

YOU ARE VALID AND SO VERY LOVED!

But if you feel like doing any of the above will make you more comfortable with your gender, then do so, this post is not intended to turn people away from transitioning, just to spread love. ❤️

Okay, so my brother likes to rap, okay? He's moved away but my brain is in the habit of coming up with rhymes for him because I'm fucking awesome like that, okay???

Here's the one that just popped into my head during my regular 5:00 AM breakdown bc bitch I DON'T SLEEP!!! Okay? Here we go:

"bustin' a nut in yo mama AYE

running this shit like OBAMA AYE!!!"

anyways I'm a lyrical mastermind and no, I will not be taking criticism.

Thank you, next question!

The person behind me and my friend in line was probably confused, they might've thought I was saying Gamzee Makara woke me from a nightmare

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

He WAS THE NIGHTMARE!!

Have you seen that goblin?!!??;

I'm not what you would call skinny, but he could crack my leg bone like a pencil

His Pesterquest sprite was a rude awakening that he was both:

Baby

Baby-KILLER

He said: 👶🤡🔪 (baby clown murderer)

And I said "WHAT THE

Fuck?!"

Little twig 🤡 grape looking ass stoner bITCH IS SO FUCKIN CREEPY

He make me go 😨😨😨😨😨😨

Well anyway Billy Joel just came on so Adios

HearT Attack Ack ack ack acka ack ack

Moving OUT FUCK YES BABY

sincerely,

An over dramatic gay bitch

Sent from my Android 😳