Hello people from another time/galaxy/hell/universe/parallel dimension (Cause let's get this outta the way, nobody here is sane at ALL) I am Kari and y'all I am just a lazy author, NOT a sadist, assassin just cause i know how to kill and torture people in quite a few... 'amusing' ways. Anyways, now that you are here, why don't you scroll down eh?
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*brings Out Banners And Confetti * YAS. FINALLY *Throws The Confetti * FEEL THE RAINBOW AND HAPPINESS
*brings out banners and confetti * YAS. FINALLY *Throws the confetti * FEEL THE RAINBOW AND HAPPINESS BITCHES
Jason: Leo my beloved, Piper and I are adopting a kid.
Leo: :) Aww congrats you guyss-
Piper: It's you
Jason: *sets down paper aggressively* sign here Leo
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...i cant believe I OF ALL PEOPLE am saying this but...INTO THE THERAPIST'S OFFICE
piper: what do you call it when someone tries to kill you?
annabeth: failed assassination.
jason: attempted murder.
frank: treason.
percy: just another day.
Thalia: *bangs door open * VALDEZ, BABY BRO WHAT THE FU--... *Sees the laptop and the wire in jason's hand * ...Ugh *leaves *
[Jason and Leo, in their bedroom]
Leo: YOU PUT IT IN THE WRONG HOLE YOU IDIOT-
Frank, kicking door open with a frying pan: now what in the FUCK did I just hear
Jason: not much I just plugged the laptop charger into the headphone jack
...From the bottom of my almost endless stomach pit...What the duck, William
Nico: You have more qualities than you think William *points to Will's chest* you have this.
Will:
Will: I have great tits yeah
Nico:
Nico: I was talking about your heart, why the fuck do I even like you-
Me: *me in the middle of class outta nowhere *...lets commit arson
My bff: *twirling pen in hand * yeah okay.
My bro: *sighs * Not again...
Percy: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?
Leo: What in the hades Percy?!
Percy: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Percy, whispering: wanna help me commit arson?
Leo, whispering back: Yeah of course man, what do you need?
No you idi-
Jason: The name is Jason Grace
Jason: But you can call me *seductively pulls off glasses*
Jason: Legally blind