maya-harts-dream-boat

The 'Author' not the 'Assassin'

Hello people from another time/galaxy/hell/universe/parallel dimension (Cause let's get this outta the way, nobody here is sane at ALL) I am Kari and y'all I am just a lazy author, NOT a sadist, assassin just cause i know how to kill and torture people in quite a few... 'amusing' ways. Anyways, now that you are here, why don't you scroll down eh?

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....i Know. I Know.

....i know. I know.

Patrochilles: -exists-

Me and at least 173 other people in the TSOA tags:

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maya-harts-dream-boat

3 years ago

Thank you fren!!!!! *Shoves brownies into her mouth *

Dear all my mutuals,

Are we friends?

Can I text you random shit?

Can I ask if you're having a good day?

I want more friends

I want all the fren

That's it

I'm baking you all brownies

*sits on table with brownies, chocolate chip cookies, and icecream*

*makes gajar ka halwa, besan laddoo, rava laddoo, and pazhampori for homesick peeps*

*waits angrily for people to show up*

@anialogies @sarostudies @holding-infinity-and-a-book @shadow-sunk @teenageshizz @do-gay-dont-be-crime @black-like-my-soul

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maya-harts-dream-boat

3 years ago

....Yes

Greek Gods as Whos Line is it Anyway?

anyways, heres my current favorite trash as gods

Zeus

Poseidon

Hades

Persephone

Demeter

Hera

Hestia

Athena

Hermes

Apollo

Artemis

Hephaestus

Aphrodite

Ares

Dionysus

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maya-harts-dream-boat

3 years ago

...mood

I'm the modern Oracle of Delphi but instead of breathing in ground vapors to bring about visions I just drink an extra large french vanilla iced coffee and vibrate until I am tuned in

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maya-harts-dream-boat

3 years ago

Ouranos, you fucking idiot no-

*while stuffing the Cyclopes and the Hundred-Handers into a hollow of the Earth*

Ouranos: You know what they say- a little childhood trauma builds character.

Ouranos: *finger guns*

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maya-harts-dream-boat

3 years ago

...

Yeah thats true

People who had a mythology phase as a kid— you’re either queer, neurodivergent, mentally ill, or all three now

sorry I don’t make the rules

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