I Shall Have Thee Know That Balthasar Hath Spoken To Tybalt About This! Which Is Why I Suspect Thou Hadst

I shall have thee know that balthasar hath spoken to tybalt about this! which is why I suspect thou hadst talked to thy cousin of my... preferences. but maybe 'tis all just filthy gossip, and maybe balthasar was lying. and pretty much everyone knows my "secret" anyway

t'would be funny if everyone knew of thy secret too, though. imagine the drama

so balthasar told me something about tybalt today

(I'm hiding his info for his privacy just in case 🫡)

EXPLAIN THYSELF, TYBALT. WHAT IS ALL THIS

also, I cannot believe juliet told him my SECRET. what wouldst thou think if I told all of verona THY secret, @thecapuletjuliet ????

I'm not sure what this is but have it anyway

I asked the magic 8ball whether juliet and paris shall marry, and it said "dost not count on it"

painted my nails purple because ESCALUS GANG RULETH

this is AMAZING fellow mercutio!!!! we really do get each other.

thou art epic, and very talented 😌😌😌😌 let us clink our wine glasses fr

Day 34: Mercutio to Mercutio Communication ( @mercutiosblog )

I just peeled some freshly picked peaches to make some jam! I should probably hide them from bromeo; he's gonna eat them all