See, What Thou Art Looking At Here Is Naught But A Particularly Heated Game Of Rock Paper Scissors (I'm

see, what thou art looking at here is naught but a particularly heated game of rock paper scissors (I'm winning)

I'm not sure what this is but have it anyway

I shall have thee know that balthasar hath spoken to tybalt about this! which is why I suspect thou hadst talked to thy cousin of my... preferences. but maybe 'tis all just filthy gossip, and maybe balthasar was lying. and pretty much everyone knows my "secret" anyway

t'would be funny if everyone knew of thy secret too, though. imagine the drama

so balthasar told me something about tybalt today

(I'm hiding his info for his privacy just in case 🫡)

EXPLAIN THYSELF, TYBALT. WHAT IS ALL THIS

also, I cannot believe juliet told him my SECRET. what wouldst thou think if I told all of verona THY secret, @thecapuletjuliet ????

painted my nails purple because ESCALUS GANG RULETH

forget about the previous gossip

rosaline returned to verona this afternoon. but that's not even the crazy part; she wanteth to go out with me! what do I even say?

I think I shall decline her invitation. my bestie romeo used to like her immensely, and I don't want to hurt him...

now that's what I call a dishonourable vile submission