Prince Of Verona - Tumblr Posts

finding this wonderful dividers account (@/thecutestgrotto 🫶) hath prompted me to make an introduction post as my fellow veronians have made (beware, for I shalt be overusing these – they are so pretty!)

hello! 'tis mercutio 😎 and this is mine ask blog!

thou canst ask me anything thy heart desireth; from philosophical questions to verona gossip, I shalt answer them all, while trying my best to be funny, of course 😌 and my messages are open! (thou wilt not see me as thy follower, for this is a sideblog)

but prithee, be kind! above all, we are civilised citizens (that is a lie)

some things thou shouldst know about me:

I hate tybalt

I love benvolio

romeo is my bestie

paris and the prince of verona are my noble kinsmen

I like making jokes and puns 😍

rizz is my middle name

I have decided to take part in this feud because I like the drama and not because I have any affiliation with the families 🫡

(actually, I do, for romeo and benvolio are my good friends. oh well, thou gettest the point)

and I'm an adult, so keep that in mind when thou art interacting with me as a minor! I want this to be a safe and comfortable space for everyone

I s'pose that is about it. oh, and here's my friends' blogs! thou shouldst support them fr (even tybalt)

@urfavmontague

@romeonotexiled

@thecapuletjuliet

@tybaltcapuletsblog

@county-paris

@prince-of-verone

@father-lawerence

@valentineescalus

@dailymercutio (me in an alter universe)

@hamlet-the-dane-official (a friend from denmarke)

I thank thee for reading! lots of love ❤️

(except for thee, tybalt)

fyi, I have bitten:

romeo, because he ate my bagel

benvolio, for various reasons, but not maliciously

tybalt, because sometimes, thou forgettest thy rapier at home

not juliet, because ewwww, girls

paris, for he is an idiot

prince escalus, when I was only one year old and he was changing my diaper. I barely had teeth back then so I do not know what all the fuss is about

valentine, for he is my brother, and thou hast to fight thy brother

rosaline, because she made romeo cry

aye, I do bite people. next question

I'm babysitting the prince's children – 'tis so much fun! but also chaotic, for I am practically a child myself.

oh, look, it's bromeo

I'm babysitting the prince's children – 'tis so much fun! but also chaotic, for I am practically a child myself.

one of you lovely people suggested that I get benvolio flowers and buy the prince a little gift. I like that idea, and 'tis not even stupid like I'd suggested – thank ye!

@urfavmontague 💐⚘️

@prince-of-verone 🎁🎁

btw I'm not sure wherefore I cannot tag the prince, but I tried anyways!

one of you lovely people suggested that I get benvolio flowers and buy the prince a little gift. I like that idea, and 'tis not even stupid like I'd suggested – thank ye!

good morrow, good kinsman!

ay, it also did not tag thee in my introduction post! tumblr can be weird with tagging.

one of you lovely people suggested that I get benvolio flowers and buy the prince a little gift. I like that idea, and 'tis not even stupid like I'd suggested – thank ye!