Now That's What I Call A Dishonourable Vile Submission

now that's what I call a dishonourable vile submission

this is AMAZING fellow mercutio!!!! we really do get each other.

thou art epic, and very talented 😌😌😌😌 let us clink our wine glasses fr

Day 34: Mercutio to Mercutio Communication ( @mercutiosblog )

I smell jealousy

so balthasar told me something about tybalt today

(I'm hiding his info for his privacy just in case 🫡)

EXPLAIN THYSELF, TYBALT. WHAT IS ALL THIS

also, I cannot believe juliet told him my SECRET. what wouldst thou think if I told all of verona THY secret, @thecapuletjuliet ????

queen mab?! is that thou?? what?? tybalt shall remain single forever?! well. I cannot say I'm surprised

I just peeled some freshly picked peaches to make some jam! I should probably hide them from bromeo; he's gonna eat them all

confirmation? people have been speculating that I bite people? 😳

I mean. good call

aye, I do bite people. next question