Confirmation? People Have Been Speculating That I Bite People?

confirmation? people have been speculating that I bite people? 😳

I mean. good call

aye, I do bite people. next question

I know of a piece of gossip that is too good not to tell... but there's two possible outcomes if I do share it:

the youth of verona wakes up from their deep slumber and realises 'tis time for a revolution

I lose two of my friends, one of them being my best friend

cool huh 😀👍

nay; remember cheese? he is the one who brought it home!

benvolio seems like he prefers dogs over cats

I just peeled some freshly picked peaches to make some jam! I should probably hide them from bromeo; he's gonna eat them all

I shall have thee know that balthasar hath spoken to tybalt about this! which is why I suspect thou hadst talked to thy cousin of my... preferences. but maybe 'tis all just filthy gossip, and maybe balthasar was lying. and pretty much everyone knows my "secret" anyway

t'would be funny if everyone knew of thy secret too, though. imagine the drama

so balthasar told me something about tybalt today

(I'm hiding his info for his privacy just in case 🫡)

EXPLAIN THYSELF, TYBALT. WHAT IS ALL THIS

also, I cannot believe juliet told him my SECRET. what wouldst thou think if I told all of verona THY secret, @thecapuletjuliet ????

being gay in verona is awesome. thou canst like. date medieval men