Man, Verona Hath Been So Barren And Void Of Life As Of Late.

man, verona hath been so barren and void of life as of late.

better do something stupid soon before the audience gets bored and leaves to go see another play

fuck it

un-montagues your benvolio

(I shall make him an escalus fr)

😌💍

tybalt, I've heard that there's no good sport at thy making. is that true?

hm. I thought benvolio was the twinkiest of us all, for juliet herself hath said so. but sure 💃

I could easily rank us all in terms of twinkness, btw. I'm telling thee

‘Tis I the twinkiest twink bestowed on one’s eye

-Mercutio sometime

fellows, do not be scared of what I shall do. besides, I thought you all like me for my spontaneity and hilarious antics.

that being said, I have no idea what to do. if you have suggestions, do let me know ...

man, verona hath been so barren and void of life as of late.

better do something stupid soon before the audience gets bored and leaves to go see another play

@urfavmontague 💐⚘️

@prince-of-verone 🎁🎁

btw I'm not sure wherefore I cannot tag the prince, but I tried anyways!

one of you lovely people suggested that I get benvolio flowers and buy the prince a little gift. I like that idea, and 'tis not even stupid like I'd suggested – thank ye!