YALLL Imagine Death God Yan X Unlucky-lucky Darling X Life God Yan

YALLL imagine death god yan x unlucky-lucky darling x life god yan

Darling is naturally blessed, having the eyes of an obsessed life god yan on them since birth. They've been blessed with god health, amazing abilities etc.

But all of a sudden, they suddenly fall ill. The work of the death god. Death god wants darling for himself. He wants to see what so charming about darling to make a life god do such actions for a mere mortal.

So he makes darling really ill and interacts with them through dreams bordering life and death. He then realizes what so appealing about darling and tries to worsen darling's symptoms.

But of course, your yandere life god isn't just going to stand by and watch this happen. He's had his eyes on you for a far longer time. You were his from the beginning.

In the end, you end up getting like 13290390 diseases but end up surviving all of them because these damn gods can't seem to make up their minds about whether to kill you or not.

Such is the life of someone who can be dubbed an 'unlucky-lucky' person. And you don't know whether to be thankful or not for having the hearts of gods dedicated towards you.

TW: Yandere themes, kidnapping, sex, fingering, spanking, homosexual relationships, bisexual relationships, polyamory

MOTHER FUCKING GAY ASS MEN WHO SET THEIR SIGHTS ON YOU AND TURN YANDERE AND KIDNAP YOU AND DRAG YOU INTO THEIR RELATIONSHIP TO BE THEIR LITTLE SUBBY SUB.

You watch these men kiss each other. Love on each other. FUCK each other. And they bring you into the mix. Now, you’re in between these masculine and muscular bodies, just squirming because you haven’t adjusted to this new dynamic yet.

One is in front of you, playing with your tits and pussy. The other is behind you, nipping at your neck and groping your ass and probably spanking you as well.

But what can you do? You can only lie there and moan, writhe, buck your hips, hope a finger curls over your clit and gives it a tiny smidge of attention.

You hide your face in the sheets, only for the one in front to grip your jaw and turn you back to look into his authoritative eyes.

“Keep those pretty eyes on me. Got it?”

And you whimper and nod. And the one behind you slips his fingers into your pussy, and the one in front rubs your clit. You end up coming sooooooooooo fucking hard that it takes you a couple of minutes to recover.

But they’re not done yet. No, they still have to show you how BOTH of their cocks can fit in that tight and cute little pussy now that it’s all wet for them.

Say hello to your new life as the sub of two very dominant yanderes because you’re not going anywhere anytime soon.

First Date Yandere! Vincent

pairing: yandere! Vincent x fem reader 

summary: first date and head canons at end

warnings: n/a 

authors note:

You opened your window, slowly at first, you sensed no danger but still aired on the side of caution. 

“Vincent, I know you’re out here stop being a fucking creep and ask to come in.” You huffed at the poorly hidden lanky man. 

He thought you didn’t know he lurked outside of your house staring at you. You knew and instead of being scared and calling the cops like you probably should have … you oddly found it endearing. 

“Uhm hey I’m sorry … I just …. I don’t know.” said a red-faced Vincent, as he moved from his hiding spot rubbing the back of his neck nervously. 

“Whatever I don’t care, just don’t be outside my house creepin’ like a damn thief in the night.” You said outwardly annoyed even though you really weren’t. You weren’t angry more so curious about his interest in watching you.

After you let him in through your bedroom window, once he stepped inside, he locked it. You then guided him to your living room for a bit of Southern hospitality…. just sweet tea and pound cake for now. 

He sat on your couch looking largely out of place but still so handsome to you. 

“OK, so what’s your deal? Are you trynna kill me? rape me? date me? what?” You spoke rapid-firing questions, no need to beat around the bush. 

“Uh no none of that I’m so sorry y/n, I just, I, I don’t know, I think I’m interested in you.” He stuttered out.

“You think or you know?” you said hand on your hip. 

“I want you to like me, I want to make you smile.” Vincent said nervously. 

“I think you’re trying to ask me on a date.” You replied.

“Is that what people normally do? Is that what you’d want your man to do for you?” Vincent questioned. He obviously had little to no understanding of dating and romance. 

“I believe so, so when and where to?” you asked smiling and smirking.

“Uh can I pick you up tomorrow at 5?” he shyly asked. 

“Yes Vinny, now get out, and I better not catch you in my fucking yard again.” You said while shooing him to the door. 

After you slammed the door in his face Vincent was mind blown. You hadn’t called the cops. and you two were going on a date.

Since he had laid eyes on you Vincent started googling all kinds of silly childish things like, how to tell if you like someone? does she like me? what is a date?

But now he finally had a date planned and he was freaking out. He knew nothing, and he could not fuck this up. Google could only help him so much… It was time to call his mother and ask for advice.

He really didn’t want to; it was his last resort. His mother would be very dramatic, he was sure. But it was you, he needed all the help he could get so he bit the bullet.

He had never expressed any romantic or sexual interest in anyone, let alone to his mother. But for you, he felt both. 

After speaking with his mother on the phone for hours, he felt equipped to court you. It wouldn’t be normal. He wasn’t normal, He couldn’t love you normally. But he could love you. And after his courtship, he wondered if you would love him too.

He knew that his brain was different, and so did his mother, that’s why he wasn’t shocked at his odd attraction to you. He just knew he needed and wanted you. He understood that much. 

From what he knew about you from your first encounter to the few conversations you two had during his time working near your home. He found you enchanting. He felt like you were missing something, and he could be all of that. He would be all of that for you.

He knew even more about you from the time he’d spent outside of your house. Yes, it was wrong, but he liked to see your face before he drove home for the evening. If he didn’t, he’d have to wait until you woke up and went on to your porch the next morning. That was too long for him.

The next day when he took you on your date, you wanted nothing more than to take the gentle giant home with you forever. 

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yandere! Vincent brought you a bundle of beautiful large white lilies when he knocked on the door to pick you up for your date. 

yandere! Vincent held you closer as you hugged him in thanks for the flowers. He looked down at you and used his huge hand to tilt your chin so he could examine your face. 

yandere! Vincent opened the door to his car for you and even buckled you in. 

yandere! Vincent lets you choose the music, while internally remembering the type of music you enjoyed. 

yandere! Vincent held your hand tightly in his as you walked into the restaurant he chose.

yandere! Vincent listened to everything you talked about on your date. When you asked him questions and he answered right away. 

yandere! Vincent refuses to leave the restaurant if you don’t pick a dessert. He wouldn’t have one, but he insisted you deserved it. 

yandere! Vincent is very nervous if the date is going well, but you keep smiling and it warmed his heart. 

yandere! Vincent didn’t want the date to end as he drove you home from your last stop of the night. But he couldn’t think of a way to keep you longer. 

yandere! Vincent’s phone rang while he drove, and he asked that you answer it to your surprise. He wouldn’t risk any reckless driving, not while you were in his car. 

yandere! Vincent’s mom was on the other side, she audibly gasped when she heard a woman’s voice. She knew right away who you are and she began to embarrass Vinny by saying how much he likes you, how much he talks about you, even the dumb things he did as a kid. By the end of the phone call, you were crying with laughter. His mother was hilarious and kind-hearted. Vinny just drummed his fingers on the steering wheel as he drove, he wasn’t worried about the conversation between you too. Once parked on your street Vincent took his phone and spoke to his mother briefly before hanging up. 

yandere! Vincent told you his mother said goodnight and that you are a doll. He walks you to the entrance of your home after unbuckling you and opening your door. When at the door you invite him in. You aren’t ready to leave him either.

Little do You Know | OT7 | Eighteen

Pair: Bangtan (ot7) x f!reader 

Summary: In a world where idols and actors can’t date, whether it be because of contracts, lack of time, or the dangers that involve having your personal life leaked, the market opened up for a new work field. Playmate Agencies emerged to supply the entertainment world with highly trained companions for hire. Bangtan is looking for new playmates. And you just happen to be the one all of them choose. 

Genre: Fluff, angst, smut, playmate au, idol au. 

Chapter warnings: You go to the Harry Styles concert with the boys. 

A/N: Hi, guuuuuuys! Just wanna take a little moment to say thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for all the love this story is getting!! I’m glad you liked the little Tae drabble as well! In case you missed THIS, all new drabbles will be added to the masterlist! I got the requests for Meeting Holly as well, and as soon as I have some time I’ll work on it! As always, feel free to come yell in my ask box or just say hi! Also, the taglist is always open!

WC: 2.7k

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It was a little after seven in the afternoon by the time you made it safely to LAX, the whole team being taken through a secluded exit after passing by customs and being allowed into the country. A few vans were waiting to transport you to the Intercontinental Hotel in Downtown L.A.. All was done very quietly and under covers, but all over town you could already see the impact the concert the boys were having in the city had. Purple balloons were scattered around, banners in front of stores saying “Welcome ARMY”, and you could swear you saw an array of BT21 headbands every now and then. 

HYBE had closed off the whole of the 32nd floor of the 70 story building for staff and the members, securing all possible exits with security personnel so only authorized people could be there. Mina and Heejin would share a room and told you you could stay with them if you didn’t like who you’d been paired up to, but you soon found out that you had a room all to yourself. At the very end of the hallway, as the boys’ rooms were all around yours. 

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How would the murder clown gang react to mine darling just cursing them out in ASL/sign language?

Depends on the clown. Here are a few examples -

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Murder Clown: I don't care how much you whine - you're not going anywhere by yourself.

Mime Darling, signing: "BITCH"

Murder Clown, closing their eyes: Gonna pretend I didn't see that.

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Murder Clown: Which one of you mother...FUCKERS TAUGHT MY LITTLE ANGEL THIS TYPE OF LANGUAGE!?

Mime Darling: "SHIT." "FUCK."

Murder Clown, gently taking their hands - tears smudging their makeup as they sob: Please...stop....

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Murder Clown: Quit squirmin'! It's easy to lose you in a crowd - just let me carry you!

Mime Darling: "FUCK YOU!"

Murder Clown: You little- [sets mime Darling down and signs back at them] DO IT THEN

[Mime Darling and the Murder Clown proceed to have a heated argument while sirens blare outside the building they're in.]

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Murder Clown: Don't swear.

Mime Darling: "AS-"

[Murder Clown takes Darling hand and removes their glove - licking the mime's palm and drenching it in their saliva]

Mime Darling: [stares at them in horror]

Murder Clown: Warned you.

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Murder Clown: Naughty! No more golden stickers for you until you behave better

[Mime Darling fakes tears]

Murder Clown: That won't work on me twice, deary~

Till My Legs Give Out ~ Mitsuya Takashi

Summary: Mitsuya was walking to your house when he comes across a group of boys picking on someone, only to find it was you.

Content warning: minor violence but nothing too detailed, harassment (but Mitsuya kicks their ass, so don’t worry) swearing.

Today was like no other day for you and Mitsuya. You had planned to go out for lunch, and then walk around town with him before eventually departing as he had a Toman meeting to attend.

You couldn’t help but get excited thinking about seeing your lover who was currently on the way to your place to pick you up. You waited outside for his arrival, a smile on your face while humming along to a random tune in your head.

While you were distracted a group of older boys had approached you with evil smirks on their faces. “Hey beautiful, where are you off to?” One of the boys asked while the other three snickered behind him. It was obvious that this boy that had called out to you was the self-proclaimed leader judging from the way they all looked to him.

“A date, with my boyfriend.” You made it clear that you weren’t single and had no intention of entertaining the group as you turned away from them.

“Sure you are. Come on, I’m sure I can show you a better time.” You rolled your eyes at their childish words, a look of disgust appeared on your face.

“I’m not interested. Fuck off.” You glowered. When they didn’t leave like you politely asked them to, you grabbed your bag and started walking in the direction that Mitsuya usually came from.

“Hey, Bitch! Get back here!” You heard their footsteps rapidly approaching from behind you, so you started walking faster and as you turned the corner you bumped into someone.

“Mitsuya!” You hugged him, happy to see him.

“Hey, Y/n! Why were you-” Mitsuya looked behind you and saw the group of guys that had been following you, his face hardening as he understood what had been going on.

The guys stopped when they saw you hugging Mitsuya, but they didn’t back down all together. “Well, well, well. Looks like you do have a boyfriend after all. He looks like a bitch though. I doubt he’s man enough to even take care of you.” The leader chuckled, but his friends behind him kept quiet as they recognized the second division captain in Toman.

“Come on.” Mitsuya grabbed your hand as he attempted to guide you away from the group of boys, but you were forced to stop as the guys grabbed your other arm.

Within a blink of an eye, the guy that had grabbed your arm was being sent back by a punch that Mitsuya had sent to his jaw. Your eyes widened as Mitsuya stood in front of you to block your view from them, but you could hear from the groan that he had hurt the guy.

“You little shit.” He glared. He spat out a glob of blood that had mixed with his saliva before charging at Mitsuya.

You were able to watch it all unfold as your boyfriend kicked the other guy in the stomach, and as he hunched over, kneed him in the face.

It had only been seconds and the boy that had been bothering you was out like a light. “You boys wanna fight as well?” He asked the trio that were staring with eyes wide from seeing their leader get taken out with haste. They all shook their head in fear resulting in Mitsuya laughing at them.

“Don’t ever harass a woman again.” He looked down at the knocked out guy. “You should probably take him to a hospital or something. He might have a broken nose.” After that, Mitsuya turned towards you and was finally able to usher you away from the scene.

“Sorry you had fight today.” You apologized as you glanced down at his red knuckles. You ran your thumb over them to soothe the area causing Mitsuya to squeeze your hand.

“Don’t ever apologize for that. It’s not your fault little boys like that can’t take no for an answer. I was trying to keep it together when I saw how scared you looked at them, but when he grabbed you I couldn’t help myself.” He rubbed the back of his neck as a blush appeared on his cheeks.

“It was kinda hot…” you mumbled as you glanced away from him.

Mitsuya smiled at you as he disconnected your hands and wrapped his arm around you to bring you in for a hug. “I’d fight for you until my legs give out.”