The Brainrot Has Consumed Me

The brainrot has consumed me

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Yo I’m coming out to at least one friend tomorrow for the first time any advice

OKI OKI

My first advice is MAKE FUCKING SURE THAT THAT PERSON/PEOPLE ARE NOT HOMOPHOBIC/TRANSPHOBIC/WHATEVER

I DIDN'T DO THIS WHEN I FIRST STARTING COMING OUT (I LOST A LOT OF FRIENDS) (THEY WERE ASSHOLES THO)

Also find a nice setting to do it in.

Don't be like.

You: *speedwalking past them* IM GAY BTWWW!!! Them: What the fuc-

Sit the person/people down and talk to them.

ALSO DON'T FEEL FORCED TO COME OUT.

whether or not you don't want to come out yet or just don't want to tell that one person

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT.

ONLY DO IT IF YOU ARE COMFORTABLE!!!!

Ruh roh 666

I’ve done this in the past but it hasn’t worked out very well

FOR EACH NOTE I GET ON THIS POST, I WILL DO ONE JUMPING JACK

Rules:

max of 3 notes per person

You can tag as many people as you want (looking at you @the-taggerrr, @the-gimmick-simp and @non-tyrannical-usa)

FOR EVERY 100 NOTES I WILL RUN A MILE ON THE TREADMILL

I will record and post the footage of me doing all of the above at a tbd time. (Prob wearing a mask and stuff)

Not only is tagging allowed, it’s encouraged so GET TAGGING!!!!!1!1!!1!1!11!!!

Hey guys I haven’t been posting much recently (besides for this past hour) cuz I’ve had a pretty hectic week and I wanna vent about it.

Ok to start off the week I was gonna come out to a friend as biromantic but got interrupted by something she wanted to tell me:

Context:she’s gay and that has been well established for as long as me and our friends have known her

Basically over the summer she and a friend of ours were talking on the phone for hours. At the end of said call, he tells her that he thinks he’s in love with her. Holy fuck. They go on a date but she has to break it off before it goes anywhere because she’s gay and yk… But he does NOT take it well. Bro uses all sorts of emotional manipulation and shit like telling her every time she makes him cry, and other fucked up shit.

Now they’re not talking and bc they’re like the cornerstones of the friend group, the entire group is falling apart and only us three know why.

The day after she told me this, she dropped another bombshell on me: her mom has cancer. Again, holy fuck.

Halfway thru the week, we’re trying to figure out what to do about our “friend” when it comes to me. I’m bi. So I’m like. Come on, say it with me, holy fuck. Too scared to come out I just leave it for future me.

As I’m dealing with all this shit, (insert preemptive holy fuck here) another friend of mine tells me about her struggles with self harm.

I am a very empathetic person, but I suck at handling these sorts of situations. It sucks bc i feel so strongly about helping them but there’s nothing I can do.

Oh, right. And during the SAME CONVERSATION where she tells me about her struggles with self harm, I realize I have a big fat crush on her.

So, yeah. As of rn I have 5 hours of homework to do, 1 hour to do it, two friends with shitty lives, one friend that I might strangle, a collapsing friend group, new crush, new sexual identity, and no plan whatsoever of how to manage any of this shit.

Anyways thanks for listening to my TedTalk hope next time stuff is better.

BRO HES LIKE TWICE YOUR AGE AND UM

UM

IMMA GET TO HIM FIRST

I had a dream where multiple people told me to shut up

Hey guys!

Update time!!1!!1

So I came out to three people today. The first was the hardest because she’s basically my best friend and even though I knew she’d be fine with it (she’s gay), it was still hard. But for the other two (both gay guys) it was pretty easy bc we have this running gag about the best ways to come out so I did the one that we found the most funny (say the f word in their ears unprompted)

So yeah. I’m out! (For three people but still yk… a wins a win!)

Still no update on all the other shot in my life but that’s fine. Baby steps ig.