*Robin Hands Eddie A Slurpee*

*Robin hands Eddie a Slurpee*

Eddie: For me?

Robin: Yeah.

Eddie: What’d you get me?

Robin: Drink it and see.

Eddie, taking a sip: Half cherry, half coke. Your specialty. Nice.

Robin: Yeah.

Steve: Where’s mine?

Robin: You always say they’re too sugary.

Steve: Well, I’m thirsty, so too bad. *takes a sip of Robin’s Slurpee* Mm. It’s too sugary.

Robin: *laughs*

Lucy: *sees a couple of agency boys doing something stupid*

Lucy: Ugh, what idiots.

Lucy: *realises it’s actually just George and Lockwood*

Lucy: Wait, those are MY idiots!

inspo

Fave lockwood and co character?

wait that’s actually so hard tho 😨😭

...but i’m gonna go with anthony lockwood cuz he’s literally so babygirl and the way he treats lucy >>>>

wabu?

George: What is the best number? By the way, there's only one correct answer. Kipps: 5,318,008? George: Wrong. The best number is 73. [short silence] You're probably wondering why. Lucy & Lockwood: No, no, we're good. George: 73 is the 21st prime number, its mirror 37 is the 12th and its mirror 21 is the product of multiplying, hang on to your hats, 7 and 3. Did I lie? Lockwood: We get it. 73 is the Chuck Norris of numbers. George: Chuck Norris wishes. In binary, 73 is a palindrome, 1001001, which backwards is 1001001, exactly the same. All Chuck Norris gets you backwards is Sirron Kcuhc. Kipps: Just for the record, when you enter 5,318,008 in a calculator, upside down it spells boobies.

Eddie: Can I ask you a personal question?

Steve: Is there any other kind worth asking?

Eddie: You and Robin have quite a rapport. I am surprised you two have never… In fact, do not answer that.

Eddie: Apparently, the wine has made me rather rude.

Steve: Well, the wine has also made you rather charming.

Fandoms I Write for

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Spider-Man (Tom Holland movies)

The Princess Switch

Disney’s Descendants

Tom Holland

Chris Evans

High School Musical: The Musical: The Series (HSMTMTS)

Sebastian Stan

Sickfics/Whumpfics 💜

The Goldbergs

Star Wars

DC (Extended) Universe

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Lockwood & Co. 💜

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina 💜

Riverdale

Katy Keene

Wednesday

random crush imagines

Ever After High 💜

Doctor Who (Only the new 2024 show tho sry)

Bridgerton

Stranger Things 💜

The Big Bang Theory

Shadow and Bone

Geek Girl

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Locke & Key

The Summer I Turned Pretty 💜

💜 = author’s favs

Requests are open!

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