*Single Ladies By Beyonc Is Playing On The Background*

*Single Ladies by Beyoncé is playing on the background*

Jackie, singing and dancing to the song: All the single ladies... all the single ladies... all the single ladies... now put your hands up!

Hyde, after turning it off: Put your hands God damn down, what the hell are you doing?

Jackie, with her hands still up: What is wrong with you?

Hyde: No, you're singing this a little personal like, all the single ladies put your hands up... put your shits down.

Jackie: It's a song.

Hyde: Did you forget I'm your boyfriend?

Jackie: Did you forget you didn't put a ring on it? So, technically... I am single!

Hyde: Ooh, that's what we're doing? You are not Beyoncé, you're Jacqueline Beulah Burkhart!

Jackie: You just said my middle name... play my song! [turns it back on]

Hyde, leaving the room: Damn it!

Jackie, screaming over the song: Where are you going?

Hyde: To the fucking jewelry store!

Jackie: I knew it would work.

*during a phone call*

Jackie: Puddin'? I'm breaking up...

Hyde, interrupting her: I'm pregnant!

Jackie: I meant the phone.

Hyde: Right, sorry. I panicked.

jackie burkhart is that spin-off material kind of character. i keep thinking that maybe, if mila kunis wasn't so sick of playing jackie, she could've gotten her own tv show.

now i'm sad :(

Jackie: I feel so bad for the people who just see me passing on the street and they're thinking like, "oh my God, she's so hot." but like, they don't know me.

Jackie: So they don't know that I'm also really funny.

that '70s show as tiktok trends; part one

song: bills bills bills by destiny's child

Idk if you've answered this before but how did Amy and Jackie meet?

that's a really good question, ty for asking 💖

i never specified how they met, just that they were on the same grade, and it's actually a pretty normal situation.

first day of school. they were both freshmen, had no friends at all and, on top of that, amy had just moved from brazil (and her english was questionable at that point). the first day on a new school can be scary, specially when you're a fourteen year old bi immigrant or another fourteen year old girl with no friends.

the concept of their friendship is so unexpected, because they're so different, but it just worked. (and also because my first plan was to make them a couple, but my zennie heart decided to make amy the captain of the burkhyde defense squad)

basically, that's how i think it happened (i'm not using dialogue/incorrect quotes format because i wanna describe the scene properly, sorry if there's any grammar mistakes :)

[...]

Should I say "hello" or "hey"? Maybe just "hi"? I am going to say "good morning"... or is it "good day"? What is the difference between "in", "on" and "at"? Am I going to fail my english class? Are they going to make fun of me? I miss Brasil, Amy thought to herself while looking for a friendly face.

The weather was cold and she wasn't used to it. She missed her grandparents and speaking portuguese with someone other than her mother. Hell, she missed not having to translate her thoughts.

And, mostly, she wanted to cry.

Stupid, right? The world was facing so many problems, and she was complaining about the weather.

She focused on finding someone to talk to. Boys were never options, but talking to girls seemed so... terrifying. Maybe she could start a conversation with a compliment.

Her train of thought was interrupted by the brunette girl who had just sat beside her.

She's so cute, the blonde murmured to herself. And she looks just as scared as I am. I'm going to compliment her. Should I say "that's a nice shirt" or "this is a nice shirt"? Is it even a shirt? Maybe it's a sweater. Well, I'm just going to say:

"I love your outfit!"

And it worked. Relief appeared on her face in the form of a smile. Amy felt her heart warm.

"And I love your hair!" The girl said.

"Thank you!"

Tell her your name and ask for hers, Amy! How do I pronounce my own name in english? Oh, screw that!

"I'm Jackie, what's your name?"

"My name is Scarlett Amelia, but I go by Amy."

"Amy, come sit here behind me so we can talk more..." Jackie was practically bouncing on her seat.

"Sure!"

[...]

like i said, a really common situation. but i hope you enjoy it! xx ;)