That '70s Show As Tiktok Trends; Part One

that '70s show as tiktok trends; part one

song: bills bills bills by destiny's child

Hey no one else around me cares enough about that 70s show so I thought I could tell you. You Should Be Sad by Halsey has MAJOR Jackie/Hyde breakup energy. Wanted to see if you think so too?

hey hun 😊 first of all, that's a great question and i love this song :))

and yes, just yes. especially this line:

no, you're not half the man you think that you are and you can't fill the hole inside of you with money, drugs and cars

i can picture jackie saying something like that to him when the stripper was around. not even screaming, simply stating this as a fact because she's done with him. and i can't blame her, it's impossible to defend s8!hyde (fuck him, btw). i love post-s8 scenarios where they get back together, but damn i don't think there's anything that might make him deserve her trust again.

what he did was shitty, to say the least. and i'll never get over that, apparently. :(

i listened to the song to remember the lyrics, and i realized that there is a burkhyde song-fic based on this song. here's the link, if you want to read it.

anyways, thanks for your question! i'm honored you thought of me 💖 that's so sweet :))

Jackie: I think we should get a divorce.

Hyde: What are you doing?

Jackie: Just practicing.

Hyde, confused: Why are you planning our hypothetical divorce?

Jackie: I don't know, I'm 20. I think I'm having a... quarter life crisis.

Hyde: We aren't even married yet.

Jackie: Hypothetically divorce me.

Hyde: Okay, then I'm hypothetically taking half of your assets.

Jackie: Well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup... is it? It's called a prenup, right?

Eric: Yeah, it's a prenup, and you did hypothetically sign one so...

Jackie: What are you doing here?

Eric: I'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case.

Jackie: Well, then I'm taking the hypothetical kids so– right? We can get those, right?

Donna: Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it.

Hyde: And what the fuck is this hypothetical nerd doing here?

Jackie: This is my hypothetical lawyer and we've been hypothetically sleeping with each other so...

Hyde: How could you hypothetically– How could you hypothetically do this to me?

Jackie: Because you hypothetically are an alcoholic, so.

*post s8*

Hyde, gesturing to the guy talking to Red: So, that's your new boyfriend?

Jackie, smiling at her boyfriend: Yep, that's him. Isn't he the sweetest?

Hyde: That's cool.

*later, after one too many beers*

Hyde, mimicking Jackie: Isn't he the sweetest?

Hyde: That's not cool.

Hyde: I hope he dies.

Jackie's boyfriend: We can hear you.

Hyde: Good.

*part 3 here, hours later*

Jackie: I can't believe you did that!

Hyde: A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.

Jackie: You sent my boyfriend home after telling him I wanted to break up with him!

Hyde: Well, I had to.

Jackie: But I never said that!

Hyde: But you wanted to, because you're gonna spend weeks punishing me before you take me back.

Jackie: I never agreed to any of this.

Hyde: Okay then, if you don't want me back, call him and tell him the truth.

Jackie:

Hyde: Gotcha. You still want me.

Jackie, reaching for the phone: In your dreams, Steven Hyde.

Hyde, stopping her: Okay, I'm sorry. I should've let you deal with him.

Jackie: You're still assuming I agreed to this– whatever it is that you're planning.

Hyde: The only thing I'm planning, sweetheart, is our wedding.

Jackie, muttering to herself: I just wanted to have dinner. That's all I asked for.

Jackie: I feel so bad for the people who just see me passing on the street and they're thinking like, "oh my God, she's so hot." but like, they don't know me.

Jackie: So they don't know that I'm also really funny.