*part 1 Here*

*part 1 here*

Hyde, still drunk: Why is he even here?

Jackie's boyfriend: You got a problem with me, man?

Jackie: Oh God...

Hyde, slurring: Yes, I do. I should be getting back together with my chick, but you're ruining my plans, dumbass.

Jackie, muttering to herself: What did I do to deserve this? I just wanted to have dinner.

Jackie's boyfriend: You're so full of shit.

Jackie: I knew I should've ordered a pizza. [looks at her friends and the Formans] You're just gonna sit there and watch?

Fez: It is more entertaining this way.

*now Hyde and Jackie's boyfriend are fighting*

Jackie's boyfriend: Ow, my eye!

Kelso: Hey, that's my line, man!

Hyde, after getting punched in the face: I'm too drunk for this.

Jackie: GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND!

Everybody:

Eric: Just to be clear, which one are you referring to?

Kelso: I have nothing to do with this.

Jackie: Uh... the one that's actually my boyfriend? [grabs the bottle of tequila and leaves the room] Excuse me, I need a drink.

Donna: Man, I missed all this drama!

hello my honeys 😊

first of all, today is my birthday 🎊 i am really happy and i wanted to share this with you guys 🥰

second, i'm so sorry i'm not posting content constantly like i used to, i promise i'm working on it :)

and most importantly, i'd like to thank miss jackie burkhart for making me buy bell bottoms because... damn, i look so good!

love, mydearburkhart xx

a while ago i saw a tiktok about a woman who wore a white dress to her son's wedding because she hated her daughter-in-law. the sister-in-law, who also had a terrible relationship with her mother, got wine all over the dress and the woman had to go home and change.

pam burkhart is the kind of mother who would wear white to her own daughter's wedding and nobody can tell me otherwise.

and i think kitty would be the one to throw wine at her dress and kick her out of the ceremony.

but that's it. thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Hyde: *bleeding out*

Eric: hyde, you’re bleeding, what’s your type?

Hyde: hot, brunette, loud, loves unicorns-

Eric: no man, you’re blood type

Hyde: red

How do you think hyde and jackie would have said I love you if the whole "get off my boyfriend" and the nurse incident hadn't happened?

I wish they had said I love you in a not Kelso induced problem.

oh, how i wish the producers weren't obsessed about all that jelso drama! :((( no one >>>absolutely no one<<< can convince me that was necessary, i refuse to believe it! (and that's not up for debate)

jackie and hyde were so chill and happy then BAM! let's ruin their happiness getting jackie to randomly yell "get off my boyfriend" to kelso's new girlfriend. and then let's get them back together just so hyde can rub her mistake on her face, act like an asshole, see her and kelso on the couch and cheat on her 🤡 (the same guy who stated himself that he was better than kelso)

they did us dirty.

but let's create different scenarios to bring us a little joy :)

i think jackie would have said it first, like she did on the show. but it would be so random and natural, that it would take her a while to notice.

[...]

"What did you just say?" He asked.

His voice barely there, throat dry and slightly breathless. She said it so naturally, as if she did that often.

She looked at him, stopping in the middle of their gossip session. She'd tell him everything that happened at school that day, he'd pretend to listen and she'd pretend to believe he was just pretending.

"About what Puddin'?"

She honestly didn't know. In the last ten minutes, she said at least 50 different things. It was hard to keep up with it sometimes.

"You know..."

"About my hair? My nails? The rumors Pam Macy spread about me? The rumors I started about her? The rumors about Kat Peterson and Jake Bradley? I know they're true, I saw them hooking up in the projecting room above the auditorium last Thursday."

"No, that's not what you said..." He was pale and shaking. How is she not freaking out?

"Puddin', I think you're sick. We should get Mrs. Forman..." She was about to go upstairs, but he pulled her to his lap.

"Jackie... you said you love me."

"Oh."

That explained why he was freaking out. She giggled at his state, the poor guy was so in love with her.

"Well, Steven, it's true. I love you. Deal with that."

Then, she kissed him. And he knew it was true.

[...]

hyde is a whole different story, though. he realized he loved her way before saying it. he only said it when it got to the point he couldn't keep that to himself anymore.

[...]

"Oh, man."

"What is it, Puddin'?"

"I'm about to say something..."

"Are you high?"

"I wish I was. Listen, Jackie, I'm about to say something I never said before, something new for you..."

"Just say it!"

"I love you, damn it!"

"Oh... that's it? That's the news? It's cute you thought I didn't know, you're always talking on your sleep..."

[...]

well, that's it. ty for the question, i love to interact here 💖 (sorry if there's any grammar mistakes)

i'm out of content to post and super busy with some other stuff, so i thought i should reblog this because... honestly, this quote deserved better. it's so underrated.

Jackie: You really think I'd lie about this?

Hyde: Why not? You're a liar.

Jackie: I mean, this is such an inappropriate time to dwell on that.