mydearburkhart

burkie

[she/her] | "if you're not telling the truth, I will find out, 'cause I'm smart and you aren't.' | full time jackie stan

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Same! I Have Been Trying To Distract Myself All Weekend By Listening To Taylor Swift And Have Decided

Same! I have been trying to distract myself all weekend by listening to Taylor swift and have decided Renegade gives me some serious Jackie and Hyde vibes, especially season 7ish. (especially 'is it insensitive for me to say "get your s**t together, so I can love you"') I know there have been some folklore fics and such, I guess most Aaron Dessner songs fit them, lol.

Side note, I remember your post a couple weeks ago about Jackie being a polygot. If you feel like a ficlet that might be interesting? Especially with Red and/or Eric and Russian. I'm kinda new to this fandom but I've been really appreciating the dedication you and some of the other writers have! You've made a stressful week much better =) Hope you're well! Cheers!

renegade also gives me major burkhyde vibes, taylor is the biggest zennie ever! ;) gotta love her 💖 i don't really know many aaron dessner songs, but i'll make sure to check them out...

[I'm kinda new to this fandom but I've been really appreciating the dedication you and some of the other writers have! You've made a stressful week much better] well, first of all, welcome to the fandom! i hope you're having a good time here. and thank you for supporting my blog, you have no idea how much it means to me 💖 and i'm glad i made your week better. hope you're okay, hun!

i love your prompt. i love when jackie proves people wrong by showing off how smart she is! (and mila kunis speaking russian is the sexiest thing ever. god, she's so 🔥)

so, here it is. i hope you enjoy it! and i'm sorry it took so long...

[...]

"Guys, you will never believe what happened!" Kelso exclaimed, entering the basement followed close by Eric and Fez.

"Did you fall off the water tower again, Michael? 'Cause that's not funny anymore, we already know it won't harm you..." Jackie said, uninterested.

Donna was chilling on the couch, watching the amusing scene develop in front of her. Jackie was sitting on Hyde's lap, while he smirked at his girlfriend's surprisingly good burn.

"Ah, burn!" Fez yelled, cheerfully.

"Well, damn Jackie, that's mean!" Kelso shouted. "But it's a nice burn, I gotta admit."

Eric sighed, annoyed that his friends could so easily forget why they were so excited in the first place.

"Guys, hear me out. This is gonna change our lives!"

"Then get to the point, Forman." Hyde retorted, tightening his hold on Jackie's waist.

"Okay, devil's minion. Hear me out." Eric began, glad that Hyde did not react to the nickname. "Fez, Kelso, and I were hanging out at the basement, like we usually do. We had just had a circle with Hyde, but since he decided that Jackie was a better snack than a burger, we went to The Hub without him..."

"Watch it, I can break you in half..." Jackie muttered, interrupting Eric.

"Listen to me! We had the tape recorder with us, and we were having burgers, and fries, and milkshakes. Post-circle stuff..."

"Eric, sweetie..." Donna started, "get to the point!"

"Okay, my honey bun." He took a deep breath. "We accidentally recorded a Russian secret transmission."

The geek closed his eyes, waiting for his friends and girlfriend's reaction, but only received silence. They were exchanging looks, as if something was wrong with him.

"I'm serious!"

"Okay, Eric. Let's say you are serious..." Donna said, trying to keep herself from laughing.

"I am!"

The three of them still showed no real interest, so he made a decision.

"You know what? I'm gonna show this to someone who will care. Let's go..." He gestured so Kelso and Fez would follow him.

"I guess that's good day." Fez sighed, following his friends upstairs.

"But Fez–", Hyde said.

"I said good day!"

[...]

"You guys do know he's gonna show that to Mr. Forman, so this gotta be good..." Jackie informed, pretending to inspect her nails.

"Yep..." Hyde mumbled.

"Let's just go." Donna stated, standing up.

[...]

"And that's how we accidentally recorded a Russian secret transmission..." The trio, who had just came up from the basement, heard their geek friend say.

"Alright, son." Red Forman began, eyeing his son and his dumbasses friends. "We're gonna stop those SOBs. Play it again."

He played again. It couldn't be longer than a minute and, by the time it was over, they all turned to look at the giggling brunette who was holding her boyfriend's arms to keep herself from falling.

"What's so funny?" Mr. Forman asked.

"Oh, Mr. Forman..." Jackie said, taking deep breaths to control her laughter. "Your son is so funny..."

It took her a couple minutes to stop laughing. When she did, she looked at Eric and said:

"Oh, Eric. This is Scarlett O'Hara saying she'll never be hungry again in Russian. It's just voice acting."

His face flushed and he glanced at his father, regretting the decision to go to The Hub in the first place.

"Oh, yeah, how would you know that?" Even he could admit that sounded stupid.

"Well, not only can I speak Russian, but you can hear the soundtrack on the background, for God's sake!"

Everybody stood there, in awe. Jackie, their materialistic –slightly dumb– friend was bilingual.

"Oh, don't look so surprised. I can speak Spanish and French too." She told them, dismissively.

Bilingual? Scratch that, a polyglot.

Every single one of them was surprised. Except Hyde.

"Wait, you knew about this?" Eric asked his best friend.

"Sure, man."

"Well, since there are no commies trying to harm my country, I'm outta here. If any of you ever disturbs me during my game again, my foot is gonna teach your ass to speak Russian."

[...]

"How come I didn't know about this? We dated for two years, and we used to do it all the time!" Kelso asked.

They were back at the basement again. Eric and Donna sharing the couch, Fez sitting on the lawn chair and Jackie on Hyde's lap, while Kelso paced behind the couch.

"It's simple... you never asked." Jackie answered, her boyfriend's grip on her tightening. "All you ever cared about was sex."

"Because that's the good part, Jackie!"

That's it, Hyde had enough. He signaled to Jackie stand up and frogged Kelso.

"Damn, Hyde! There's no need for violence."

"Shut up, Kelso."

"Man, this is so cool! You're a polyglot, do you even know how empowering that is?" Donna asked, genuinely impressed.

"You'll never stop bothering me about this, will you?" The brunette inquired.

"Hell, no!"

[...]

thank you for your question, i hope you liked it! 💖

(sorry if there's any grammar mistakes.)