Source: One Day At A Time - Tumblr Posts
Merlin: I need a petname for Arthur.
Gaius: Well, I used to call Alice my better half.
Merlin: But Arthur is not just a half. He is his a whole in every aspect!
Merlin:
Merlin: I know! I'll call Arthur my better whole!
Gaius: Merlin, noo!!
Jackie, entering the basement: Steven, I did something terrible!
Hyde: It's okay, I have a shovel.
Hyde: I suppose I owe you an explanation.
Jackie: No need. This is my curse. Everybody falls in love with me. They can't have me and it drives them to do crazy things, like date women who look like me after being hit by a typhoon.
Donna: Where’s Jackie?
Hyde: Well, she’s small. She’s probably under something.
Hyde: I told you, I don't hate you. I mean, sometimes I wanna kill you, but just like in the normal way.
Jackie: I only want to kill you in the normal way too.