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That 70s show characters big 3 imo

Donna Pinciotti:Taurus Sun,Aquarius Moon,Sagittarius rising

Eric Forman:Cancer sun,Virgo Moon,Gemini rising

Steven Hyde:Sagittarius sun,Taurus Moon,Aquarius Rising

Jackie Burkhart:Leo sun,Leo or Libra Moon,Libra Rising

Micheal Kelso:Aries Sun, Cancer Moon,Gemini Or Aries Rising

Fez:Leo Sun,Pisces Moon,Libra Rising

Kitty Forman:Cancer sun,Leo Moon,Gemini Rising

Red Forman:Capricorn Sun,Capricorn moon,Aries Rising

Laurie Forman:Leo Sun,Leo Moon,Libra or Cancer Rising

Midge Pinciotti:Libra sun,Pisces Moon,Libra Rising

Has anyone noticed how Hyde is actually the smarterst of the group?

He got a B in Spanish even though he doesn't even remember taking the class

did the best on the SATs even though he doesn't even know where his books are

even Red and Jackie said that if he had only applied himself he could go to college

has read 1984 and references it

can play chess

likes to make up conspiracy theories and questions everything

at one point he even discussed religion and philosophy

can read and understand people pretty well (he could tell that Donna was only suddenly smoking and failing classes to get attention from her parents)

Gives his friends relationship advice constantly (him and Jackie actually)

The King: Modula?

Modula: Yes, in the flesh.

Modula: Well, in "A" flesh. Not a very good one, better not touch me.

"You know what, you're both treasonous dumbass jerks all along."

Thinking about the fact that "That 70's Show" ended at the stroke of midnight in 1980 and Eric didn't come back til that day. Eric and Donna weren't together yet. "That 90's Show" starts on July 3rd of 1995. Leia Forman, Eric and Donna's daughter, turns 15 towards the end of July/beginning of August. So unless Leia was a super early premie, Donna was pregnant at the end of "That 70's Show" meaning she's not actually Eric's daughter.....

Welcome...

...to the comfort of my blog!

playlists:

jackie burkhart energy

i'm not over you, zenmasters edition

videos:

the real slim shady

bills bills bills

woman

if I was in that '70s show/the amy-verse:

masterpost

gifs + songs:

masterpost

headcannons:

#1

#2

Hyde: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt her, you'll kill me?

Red: No. If you hurt Jackie, she's perfectly capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons.

Kitty: While we're gone, Eric’s going to be in charge.

Eric: YES!

Red, to Hyde: You’re secretly in charge.

Hyde: Obviously.

The Amy-verse

(or "if I was in that '70s show" part 4) | previously on The Amy-verse

Disclaimer: This is a work of fan fiction using characters from That '70s Show, which is created by Bonnie and Terry Turner and Mark Brazill. I own nothing, except for my original character, Amy Hamilton.

Warning: I'm not fluent in English and this is one of the ways I found to learn on my own. So if you find any mistakes, please let me know :)

1×02

*basement*

Hyde: Does it bother anybody else that these women live in Hooterville?

Eric: Technically, Petticoat Junction is down the track from Hooterville.

Hyde: Okay, does it bother anybody else that these women live down the track from Hooterville?

Donna: It bothers me that they bathe in the town water tank.

Kelso: With the dog.

Jackie: It isn't the drinking water, it is the water for the train.

Donna: It's still three naked women with a dog.

Fez: I want to be the Hooterville dog.

Jackie: Ames, you're awfully quiet. Are you okay?

Amy: Yeah, I was just trying to understand the context of this... scene, then I gave up and spaced out.

Kitty: Coming down... now, don't mind me. I'm just putting some clothes in. Eric, honey, I thought you could wear this on your birthday. It's nice, you look so handsome in it.

Eric: Why would I want to dress nice on my birthday?

Kelso: It's your birthday?

Amy: You don't know when his birthday is?

Kitty: Oh, you never know what's going to happen on your birthday!

Eric: Mom... mom, do not throw a party for me.

Kitty: Oh well, listen to Mr. Popularity. Like I have time to plan you a party. [laughs] Oh, uh... by the way, your sister Laurie is coming home from college for the weekend. No special reason, she just is. [goes upstairs]

Donna: Well, you're getting a party and best of all... it's a surprise!

Amy, to Eric: Your mom sucks at keeping secrets, but she's lovely. You should stop being an ungrateful idiot and appreciate the effort she's putting into this party.

[...]

*driveway*

Amy: So...

Donna: What?

Jackie: What are you gonna get Eric for his birthday?

Donna: I don't know, nothing seems right. I wanna give him something... special.

Amy and Jackie looked at each other, then gasped together: He kissed you!

Donna: Shh!

Amy: Donna, get in the car!

Jackie: Yes, get in the car so we can talk!

[...]

*in the car, Amy is on the back seat with her head between Jackie and Donna*

Jackie: Okay, what happened?

Amy: Tell us everything!

Donna: I'm not gonna talk to you two about this.

Amy and Jackie, at the same time: And who are you gonna talk to?

Amy and Jackie, to each other: Nice!

Donna, watching the boys play in the driveway: Okay! We get home from the Rundgren concert, and I'm sitting in the hood of the car, and I kissed him...

Jackie: French or American?

Amy: Even though everyone knows Brazilians are the best kissers...

Donna: I can't believe I'm talking to you two about this... [looks out of the window and sees them playing again] Okay! So, I lived next door to Eric my entire life and we talk about everything together, we love the same music, we love the Packers and then I kissed him and everything changed. And now I don't know if he's my boyfriend or if he's my best friend. If he's my boyfriend I lose my best friend, If I screw it up I lose my best friend and my boyfriend. Now, I have to give him his gift...

Jackie: Donna, Donna! I solved it. Get him... a scented candle.

Amy: Oh yeah, good idea.

Donna: A scented candle?

Jackie: It's practical and romantic.

Amy and Jackie: Oh, yeah.

[...]

*kitchen*

Amy: Hey, Mrs. Forman.

Kitty: Hello... young lady with an accent.

Amy: It's Amy.

Kitty, laughing: Amy... is there anything I could help you with?

Amy: Actually, I want to offer you my help.

Kitty: You want to help me?

*Amy nods*

Kitty: Oh, well. That's new.

Amy: I noticed that you're busy planning Eric's party and thought you could use some help.

Kitty, laughing: Oh honey, that's very kind of you. But wouldn't you rather spend time with the girls?

Amy: Uh... Jackie went to the mall with Donna to help her find a gift for Eric and I'm... kinda avoiding the mall.*

Kitty, understanding what she meant by that: In that case, I'd appreciate your help. Now, what do you know about American birthday parties?

Amy: Nothing really, but I know a lot about Brazilian birthday parties. See, there's a very popular candy on birthdays called brigadeiro. I can teach you the recipe.**

Kitty: Well, doesn't that sound fancy?

[...]

Kitty: Oh, Amy... this is delicious! [laughs]

Amy: I know!

Kitty: Thank you for helping me today, honey.

Amy: You're welcome, Mrs. Forman.

[...]

*basement*

Eric: Look, I know what you're all doing here.

Kelso: What are you talking about, man? We're just hanging out, like always. Except we're dressed nice, but that doesn't mean anything.

*Amy comes into the basement, wearing a red dress and a black jacket*

Amy: Let's party! [sighs] Why aren't you guys excited? I even wore my favorite dress!

Eric: Because I didn't want a party.

Amy: Oh, stop being such a pain in the ass. It's your birthday! Come on, cheer up a little. [she pulls him into a tight hug and gives him a kiss on the cheek] Happy birthday, Eric!

Amy, looking around: Why are you all staring at me? I'm Latina, I'm a hugger!

Kitty, from the stairs: Hi kids, I need your help with something. Amy, Jackie, Donna, Michael, Steven... young man with an accent, would you give me a hand? Not you Eric!

*everyone but Eric goes upstairs to help her*

Kitty: Everybody's ready? I'll call him.

*back in the basement*

Kitty: Eric, honey! Honey, could you come up here for a second? [goes upstairs again] Shut up, he's coming!

Everybody: Surprise.

[...]

Eric: Cassettes? Great, thanks, Hyde.

Hyde: You're welcome.

Amy: Open mine now.

Eric, opening the present: More cassettes? Wow, thanks, Amy.

Amy: Yeah, I didn't really know what I should give you. I was gonna give you a book, but I couldn't find an English version.*** So I thought, I'll give him some cassettes with Brazilian songs.

Kitty: Ooh, let's put them in the 8-track and play them.

[...]

Eric: Hey... it's a hot shave dispenser.

Kitty: Oh, he won't need that for a long time... a long, long time.

Midge: Of course he will, he's almost like a man.

Kitty: *kinda laughing, kinda crying*

Donna: I got you something...

Amy and Jackie: No!

Jackie: Donna, help me find my purse...

Amy: And I need help to find... my jacket?

Fez: But you are wearing it.

Amy: That's not the point, I'll lose it so Donna can help me find it.

Jackie: Donna, now!

[...]

*kitchen*

Donna: Jackie, you didn't even bring a purse... [sighs and points at Amy] And you have your jacket on.

Amy: Like I said, that's not the point!

Jackie: Duh! You can't give him your present in front of his guy friends.

Donna: I am one of his guy friends.

Amy: But you want to be his girlfriend!

Jackie: Look, Donna. I have put a lot of thought into this gift, please do not wreck this for me.

Donna, sarcastically: I'm sorry, I was being selfish.

Jackie, hugging her: It's okay...

Amy: Jackie, she was being sarcastic.

Jackie, gasping: How rude.

Amy, rolling her eyes: You know what? Go ahead, Donna. Give him a romantic gift in front of his friends, who are a bunch of assholes by the way, and his parents. He'll be embarrassed, you'll be embarrassed and it's more entertaining for us!

Donna: How come you're always right?

Amy: It's a talent of mine, you'll get used to it.

[...]

*the Pinciotti's kitchen*

Bob: Three fours, I need them.

Midge: Bob is very good at Yahtzee.

Kitty, gasping: The liquor cabinet!

Red: It's locked.

Kitty: What if there's an emergency?

Red: They'll call.

Kitty: What if they run out of chips?

Red: They'll starve.

Bob, standing up: I'm gonna fix myself a drink. Red?

Red: No... Kitty needs one.

Kitty: Well, I am just so worried– [motorcycle noise] Oh my lord, Laurie's leaving.

Red: Oh honey, she's in college. She doesn't wanna hang around with them.

Kitty: Well, maybe I should make a call, just in case–

Red, reaching for the phone before her: Kitty... what could happen?

Kitty: What could happen? [pause] Well, plenty could happen. Oh, plenty!

[...]

*fantasy sequence, Forman's living room*

Donna: Now that the adults are gone, we can be as bad as we want!

Jackie: Who wants to give Eric a venereal disease?!

Kelso: Hey, look... coasters!

Hyde: Forget coasters!

Eric: Please fellas, my mom put out coasters for a reason...

Hyde: I think I'm gonna put my drink directly on the furniture, that way it will leave a ring!

Eric: NOOO! Why oh why didn't I begged my mother to stay?

Amy: Oh shut up gringo, have some of my country's exotic food while we listen to samba!

Fez: Quiet you silly Americans, I'm on a long-distance call on your parent's phone.

Eric: But that's immoral.

Fez: Ha, in my country of... wherever it is I am from, I can never tell... morals get in the of a good, dirty time. But first, I need to eat some chips... What? Out of chips? Now I am mad, I must shoot something! [pulls out the gun]

Eric: Not the littlest hobo!

[...]

*Forman's kitchen*

Jackie: Wait on the porch, and I'll get Eric.

Donna: It's dark out there.

Jackie: And you're giving him a candle, yeah?!

Amy, shaking her head: Poor Donna, so young and naive.

Jackie: Here, matches.

Donna: He might not want to light it.

Jackie: Don't say that...

Amy: Don't even think it!

Jackie: Now, when he opens it, he'll say cool... or something. And then, you give him a look... like this. [demonstrates]

Amy: Oh no, honey. Don't do that, it won't shine on you. [to Jackie] Jackie, it's Donna, the same girl who wanted to give Eric his gift in front of everybody.

Donna: I'm right here.

Jackie, shaking her head along with Amy: She's right though, don't do that.

[...]

*living room*

Fez: So, what did you get from Donna?

Eric: Nothing yet.

Kelso: Oh... maybe it's the big gift. You know the really big gift. You guys... know what I'm saying when I say the big gift, right?

Hyde: Yeah, we got it... and we got it.

Fez: I'm not even from here and I got it.

*Amy and Jackie come into the living room*

Jackie: Oh Eric... Donna's on the porch.

Amy: She's waiting for you.

Kelso: He's getting the big gift!

[...]

*Amy, Jackie, Fez, Hyde, and Kelso are spying on Eric and Donna*

Jackie: This is it, he's going for it.

Kelso: Uh-huh, it's his birthday, she should kiss him first.

Jackie: She did the last time.

Fez, Hyde, and Kelso: What?

Amy: Shut up, Jackie.

Jackie: Nothing... shut up and watch.

Hyde: Come on Forman, go for it.

Eric, from outside: The door is open, we can hear you... We can see you!

*everyone hides*

Fez: Is he kissing her?

Hyde: None of us can see them, Fez.

Fez: Eric, are you kissing her?

Amy: Since you can hear me... Donna, I told you not to give him the look, it doesn't shine on you.

*Donna closes the sliding door*

taglist

@kim1918, @supernannygirl704things, @snookstheallmighty

let me know if you want to be part of the list ;)

* I don't know if it's clear, but Amy's family is broke.

** Brigadeiro is a little ball made of chocolate, and it's just THAT good.

*** That's actually true, but the English version of the book I chose was only released in 1988.

okay, I love this 😍 thanks for the tag @snookstheallmighty 💖

let's go!

3. donna and eric

what I like about them: while they're not my favorite couple, I really like their dynamic, especially in the earlier seasons. they have great chemistry and they are so cute!

what I don't like about them: they were supposed to be the "perfect couple", but they had many problems, they just didn't acknowledged them. at some point, I think they lost a bit of their individuality as characters and became mostly the "main couple".

fav scene: when donna dedicated the speech she wrote for her parents to eric.

worst scene: their season 3 break-up.

2. kitty and red

what I like about them: they're both iconic characters in their own way, but the fact that they are in an established relationship and their arc isn't boring amazes me. they're great parents, they have great chemistry, and they're partners for life.

what I don't like about them: their behavior, especially red's, in the later seasons (aka the one that must not be named). I don't know how to explain it, I just don't like it very much.

fav scene: when red gives kitty schotzie. it was so cute :))

worst scene: when he ditched her at the car show. it felt so unnecessary.

honorable mentions

okay, I hate this couple 80% of the time... BUT THEY HAVE SO MANY ICONIC SCENES! they have undeniable chemistry (especially for comic scenes) and they're mila and ashton. I can't hate them completely.

I never took them seriously until I read season 8 redo. I realized they had great potential, especially for comic relief.

they deserved a chance. that's all I have to say.

1. jackie and steven

what I like about them: THEY HAD EVERYTHING! the chemistry, the intimacy (without a single suggestive scene), the slowburn, the background. FUCKING EVERYTHING, WE WERE ROBBED! 'enemies to lovers + I hate everyone but I have a soft spot for you' supremacy 🛐🛐🛐

what I don't like about them: they had MANY problems, I think we all know that, but for me the worst of them was the lack of proper communication. if you think about it, it wouldn't be that hard to sit down and talk, but they were both dramatic.

fav scene: when hyde was arrested to protect jackie, and also when she did the same for him.

worst scene: a tie between when he went out with the biker chick instead of staying with her and when he saw pam topless (disgusting and unnecessary af).

🤡Michael Kelso🤡 × 🌸Jackie Burkhart🌸

🍫Fez🍭 × 🌸Jackie Burkhart🌸

🚬Steven Hyde🎸 × 🌸Jackie Burkhart🌸

💗Pick your poison💗

I want people to pick there favourite couple and tell me why you like them.

Personally I LOVE Hyde and Jackie together, they were both so cute together and in my opinion had the most realistic/relatable relationship in the show.

I choose @zeppelin-and-unicorns @mydearburkhart and @thestupidhelmet to pick their favourite couple. 😍

Anyone can join👍

Eric: I can't believe Red grounded me for a whole week just because I was a few minutes late.

Hyde: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then just showing up again.

Red: You know something? This is all your fault.

Eric: What is that, like the theme of this family? “When in doubt, blame Eric.”

Same! I have been trying to distract myself all weekend by listening to Taylor swift and have decided Renegade gives me some serious Jackie and Hyde vibes, especially season 7ish. (especially 'is it insensitive for me to say "get your s**t together, so I can love you"') I know there have been some folklore fics and such, I guess most Aaron Dessner songs fit them, lol.

Side note, I remember your post a couple weeks ago about Jackie being a polygot. If you feel like a ficlet that might be interesting? Especially with Red and/or Eric and Russian. I'm kinda new to this fandom but I've been really appreciating the dedication you and some of the other writers have! You've made a stressful week much better =) Hope you're well! Cheers!

renegade also gives me major burkhyde vibes, taylor is the biggest zennie ever! ;) gotta love her 💖 i don't really know many aaron dessner songs, but i'll make sure to check them out...

[I'm kinda new to this fandom but I've been really appreciating the dedication you and some of the other writers have! You've made a stressful week much better] well, first of all, welcome to the fandom! i hope you're having a good time here. and thank you for supporting my blog, you have no idea how much it means to me 💖 and i'm glad i made your week better. hope you're okay, hun!

i love your prompt. i love when jackie proves people wrong by showing off how smart she is! (and mila kunis speaking russian is the sexiest thing ever. god, she's so 🔥)

so, here it is. i hope you enjoy it! and i'm sorry it took so long...

[...]

"Guys, you will never believe what happened!" Kelso exclaimed, entering the basement followed close by Eric and Fez.

"Did you fall off the water tower again, Michael? 'Cause that's not funny anymore, we already know it won't harm you..." Jackie said, uninterested.

Donna was chilling on the couch, watching the amusing scene develop in front of her. Jackie was sitting on Hyde's lap, while he smirked at his girlfriend's surprisingly good burn.

"Ah, burn!" Fez yelled, cheerfully.

"Well, damn Jackie, that's mean!" Kelso shouted. "But it's a nice burn, I gotta admit."

Eric sighed, annoyed that his friends could so easily forget why they were so excited in the first place.

"Guys, hear me out. This is gonna change our lives!"

"Then get to the point, Forman." Hyde retorted, tightening his hold on Jackie's waist.

"Okay, devil's minion. Hear me out." Eric began, glad that Hyde did not react to the nickname. "Fez, Kelso, and I were hanging out at the basement, like we usually do. We had just had a circle with Hyde, but since he decided that Jackie was a better snack than a burger, we went to The Hub without him..."

"Watch it, I can break you in half..." Jackie muttered, interrupting Eric.

"Listen to me! We had the tape recorder with us, and we were having burgers, and fries, and milkshakes. Post-circle stuff..."

"Eric, sweetie..." Donna started, "get to the point!"

"Okay, my honey bun." He took a deep breath. "We accidentally recorded a Russian secret transmission."

The geek closed his eyes, waiting for his friends and girlfriend's reaction, but only received silence. They were exchanging looks, as if something was wrong with him.

"I'm serious!"

"Okay, Eric. Let's say you are serious..." Donna said, trying to keep herself from laughing.

"I am!"

The three of them still showed no real interest, so he made a decision.

"You know what? I'm gonna show this to someone who will care. Let's go..." He gestured so Kelso and Fez would follow him.

"I guess that's good day." Fez sighed, following his friends upstairs.

"But Fez–", Hyde said.

"I said good day!"

[...]

"You guys do know he's gonna show that to Mr. Forman, so this gotta be good..." Jackie informed, pretending to inspect her nails.

"Yep..." Hyde mumbled.

"Let's just go." Donna stated, standing up.

[...]

"And that's how we accidentally recorded a Russian secret transmission..." The trio, who had just came up from the basement, heard their geek friend say.

"Alright, son." Red Forman began, eyeing his son and his dumbasses friends. "We're gonna stop those SOBs. Play it again."

He played again. It couldn't be longer than a minute and, by the time it was over, they all turned to look at the giggling brunette who was holding her boyfriend's arms to keep herself from falling.

"What's so funny?" Mr. Forman asked.

"Oh, Mr. Forman..." Jackie said, taking deep breaths to control her laughter. "Your son is so funny..."

It took her a couple minutes to stop laughing. When she did, she looked at Eric and said:

"Oh, Eric. This is Scarlett O'Hara saying she'll never be hungry again in Russian. It's just voice acting."

His face flushed and he glanced at his father, regretting the decision to go to The Hub in the first place.

"Oh, yeah, how would you know that?" Even he could admit that sounded stupid.

"Well, not only can I speak Russian, but you can hear the soundtrack on the background, for God's sake!"

Everybody stood there, in awe. Jackie, their materialistic –slightly dumb– friend was bilingual.

"Oh, don't look so surprised. I can speak Spanish and French too." She told them, dismissively.

Bilingual? Scratch that, a polyglot.

Every single one of them was surprised. Except Hyde.

"Wait, you knew about this?" Eric asked his best friend.

"Sure, man."

"Well, since there are no commies trying to harm my country, I'm outta here. If any of you ever disturbs me during my game again, my foot is gonna teach your ass to speak Russian."

[...]

"How come I didn't know about this? We dated for two years, and we used to do it all the time!" Kelso asked.

They were back at the basement again. Eric and Donna sharing the couch, Fez sitting on the lawn chair and Jackie on Hyde's lap, while Kelso paced behind the couch.

"It's simple... you never asked." Jackie answered, her boyfriend's grip on her tightening. "All you ever cared about was sex."

"Because that's the good part, Jackie!"

That's it, Hyde had enough. He signaled to Jackie stand up and frogged Kelso.

"Damn, Hyde! There's no need for violence."

"Shut up, Kelso."

"Man, this is so cool! You're a polyglot, do you even know how empowering that is?" Donna asked, genuinely impressed.

"You'll never stop bothering me about this, will you?" The brunette inquired.

"Hell, no!"

[...]

thank you for your question, i hope you liked it! 💖

(sorry if there's any grammar mistakes.)

*Red and Kitty are having problems*

Hyde: You two just need to bone.

Eric: *panic*

Red: What did you say?

Eric, whispering: Don't say it again.

Hyde: I said you two need to bone.

Red: How. Dare. You. Steven J. Hyde. I PUT A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD!

*5 minutes later*

Red: BONE?!

*10 minutes later*

Red: What happens in my bedroom, Steven, is none of your business.

*21 minutes later*

Red: BONE?!

*40 minutes later*

Red: Don't ever speak to me like that again. [leaves the room]

Eric: Why would you do that?

Hyde: Now he knows, problem solved. You're welcome.

Laurie: Mom and dad got it right the first time.

Eric: Then why did they keep trying?

Laurie: He's a real nice guy, I like him a lot. He's real funny.

Red: You got pregnant for funny? Laurie, if he's funny... LAUGH!

what is the one thing about the show that bothers you but you feel like most people don't talk about it or simply ignore it?

mine is hyde and red's behavior around pam burkhart when she came back in s6.

it was wrong, unnecessary, and totally disgusting.

"after hours" is out now on ao3!

english / portuguese

someone please write a story where jackie and hyde are fighting about something (anything!) and red and kitty also get in a fight because red is taking jackie's side and kitty is taking hyde's! please please please