Poll Results Just Came Out!

Poll results just came out!

Odin won by like 4% because you guys voted for him bc you guys hate zeus?? idk though he still won

wElP this would have made a LOT of things easier for a LOT of people in Greek myths

As punishment for your crimes you are thrown into the Labyrinth to be a living sacrifice to the Minotaur that lives inside. However nobody seemed to put together that since he is half bull; the Minotaur is actually a vegetarian.

If yall see any random art shit of a snake and mint chocolate chip ice cream know it started out with nothing but pure intentions

Ok hi I need to know quetzalcoatl’s fav ice cream flavor sry for being annoying I’m working on an art compilation

Nononono no need to worry i love them silly asks!

Anyway i keep thinking mint cocolate chip and every time i think of other flavours i just spiral back to mint chocolate chip lol

Norse Gods Incorrect Quotes 2

Loki: I'm sure I'm going to be of great beneviolence to your team.

Odin: Don't you mean 'benevolence'?

Loki: No I do not.

And then this guy would probably look confused when no one gets it. He will look you completely serious dead in the eye and say "Was that funny?"

And everyone is now scared to answer no.

Re: your post about the types of comedy that the four Tezcatlipocas are into

I sincerely feel like Huitzilopochtli will just, at random times, deliver a roast that you can NEVER come back from.

Example:

Xochipilli, after trying to play a flute and failing: ah well, guess I just wasn’t made to play a flute.

Huitzilopochtli: Well that hasn’t stopped your flute from being played before. All night.

Xochipilli: 👁️👄👁️

YEAH!!! i love that, i agree completely!!!! and Huitzilopochtli literally never smiles. he doesn’t chuckle or laugh or anything. so when he delivers a roast, the room goes silent as everyone tries to determine whether it’s okay to laugh or not

Photos from Las Vegas’s Fountain Of The Gods

Zeus, aka king of the gods aka the one who cheats on Hera with anyone and everyone (I’m not even sorry he kinda needs to be called out for this one)

Poseidon riding a messed up looking fish

Athena

Aphrodite flaunting something that started a war

Artemis and a really cool bird

Ok yeah they were missing a lot of gods like ares hestia Dionysus and etc cetera

Didn’t even have Apollo or hermes :(

but they did have this cool Pegasus horse thingy