Pepper: PLEASE JUST TAKE A BREAK

Pepper: PLEASE JUST TAKE A BREAK

Tony: Oh, I'm sorry, is this OUR terminal illness?

what is your favourite ship and what is your favourite platonic pair? and why, if u want to explain!

My favourite platonic pair is definitely Peter and Tony (I swear I don't have parental issues) because they just have the sweetest dynamic and could've had so much potential if Tony hadn't died 😔.

My favourite romantic ship is hands down Blackhill, there's not a day they don't run through my mind and Nat and Maria are so bad ass the two of them together would literally break the multiverse.

Thank you anon for such a great ask! Anyone is welcome to send in more :)

Yelena storming into a room angrily: TWO MONTHS.

Natasha: What are you talking about?

Yelena turns to Kate sitting innocently: YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT, FOR TWO MONTHS.

Kate: *Jumps out of nearest window*

Clint, Wanda and Nat having a sleepover

Wanda, painting Clint's nails purple: Stop squirming, Clint, you'll ruin it.

Natasha, doing Clint's eyeliner: If you blink one more time I'm going to break your neck, birdboy.

Twenty minutes later

Wanda, holding a mirror up for him: How do you feel?

Clint: I feel... cunt

Natasha: How long do you think it will take you to do this?

Yelena: I don't know, probably three or four.

Natasha: ...three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?

Yelena: Yeah, maybe five.

Natasha: FIVE WHAT

Wanda: We're twins, we share everything!

Pietro: Like food

Wanda: And clothes

Pietro: And a toothbrush!

Wanda: And- wait.