While Trying To Summon The Haiku Bot, I Got Inspired
while trying to summon the haiku bot, i got inspired
So now you get haiku-ish arrangements of words about blueshipping.
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Meowth, the charmed cat.
James, his quirky human queen.
Sailing the blue ship.
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He did it again.
Went and fell for a rich kid.
Who needs Meowzie?
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The lovers blast off.
"Get a room," Jessie tells them.
A tent is fine, too.
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A tryst in the woods.
"What's that rustling in the bush?"
Oh, shit. It's the twerps.
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A breeze up his skirt.
The tom cat fondles his queen.
"Oh, my, that tickles!"
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This is not Professor Oak's poetry.
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Being a meowth fan means:
-getting lowkey miffed everytime you see a non Meowth kanto meowth on its hind legs
-either writing too much or too little accent
-internal babyrage everytime you see someone say ‘team rocket’ when they just mean jessie and james
-jimmy
-knowing collectively that he’s is trans and bi
-having only two modes: ‘aw cute babey’ and ‘*thousands of shitposts*’
-loving those ‘the pokemon get seperates from the humans’ episodes
-having to scroll through miles of rocketshipping fics where he’s either absent, a nonentity or completely out of character to find any content for him
a piece of media that is bad: mundane. effectless
a piece of media that is bad but had the potential to be so so good: unbearable. agonizing. soul crushing even
Meowth's a vampire, James smells irresistible. "Rose and tuna." Snort.
okay last batch of wannabe haiku today i swear
I present: The Charm Cat and His Queen.
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Paws on tile, silent.
The queen's at his ablutions.
Steam veils his visage.
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The cat's tail unfurls.
Heat rises in their chamber.
Now the queen disrobes.
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A wand in a stream.
His queen kneels before the throne.
"Meowth, I'm m-pregged."
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Warm cascades issue.
Kittens surf the afterbirth.
Eat the placenta.
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It got spicy at the end.
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