While Trying To Summon The Haiku Bot, I Got Inspired
while trying to summon the haiku bot, i got inspired
So now you get haiku-ish arrangements of words about blueshipping.
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Meowth, the charmed cat.
James, his quirky human queen.
Sailing the blue ship.
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He did it again.
Went and fell for a rich kid.
Who needs Meowzie?
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The lovers blast off.
"Get a room," Jessie tells them.
A tent is fine, too.
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A tryst in the woods.
"What's that rustling in the bush?"
Oh, shit. It's the twerps.
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A breeze up his skirt.
The tom cat fondles his queen.
"Oh, my, that tickles!"
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This is not Professor Oak's poetry.
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Hey, describe your ship poorly.
it's another day, time for more attempts at poetry
More embarrassing seventeen-syllable poetry.
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Blue eyes in the dark.
Moonlight flashes off his charm.
The green eyes open.
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Such arches, such balls.
Finely sculpted toes and heels.
"Must lick James's feet."
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The cat wants to play.
Tonight, Jessie is away.
"Ay, James, want sum fucc?"
my worst hear me out: nangi, yoga elephant from zootopia
how does the summoning ritual go can i just be like
A talking tom cat, a blue-haired crossdressing lad, but make it Twilight.
Character is a cowboy. He’s settled in a cabin after finding out he’s pregnant, when someone from his past has found out where he lives.