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While Trying To Summon The Haiku Bot, I Got Inspired

while trying to summon the haiku bot, i got inspired

So now you get haiku-ish arrangements of words about blueshipping.

-O-o-O-

Meowth, the charmed cat.

James, his quirky human queen.

Sailing the blue ship.

-O-o-O-

He did it again.

Went and fell for a rich kid.

Who needs Meowzie?

-O-o-O-

The lovers blast off.

"Get a room," Jessie tells them.

A tent is fine, too.

-O-o-O-

A tryst in the woods.

"What's that rustling in the bush?"

Oh, shit. It's the twerps.

-O-o-O-

A breeze up his skirt.

The tom cat fondles his queen.

"Oh, my, that tickles!"

-O-o-O-

This is not Professor Oak's poetry.


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1 year ago

okay last batch of wannabe haiku today i swear

I present: The Charm Cat and His Queen.

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Paws on tile, silent.

The queen's at his ablutions.

Steam veils his visage.

-O-o-O-

The cat's tail unfurls.

Heat rises in their chamber.

Now the queen disrobes.

-O-o-O-

A wand in a stream.

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-O-o-O-

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Eat the placenta.

-O-o-O-

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