Citrus System Guide

Citrus System Guide

Since we're going back to the Citrus System, here's a guide for those who don't know and to refresh those who do.

Here is a list of Tumblr's banned tags.

Being a meowth fan means:

-getting lowkey miffed everytime you see a non Meowth kanto meowth on its hind legs

-either writing too much or too little accent

-internal babyrage everytime you see someone say ‘team rocket’ when they just mean jessie and james

-jimmy

-knowing collectively that he’s is trans and bi

-having only two modes: ‘aw cute babey’ and ‘*thousands of shitposts*’

-loving those ‘the pokemon get seperates from the humans’ episodes

-having to scroll through miles of rocketshipping fics where he’s either absent, a nonentity or completely out of character to find any content for him

while trying to summon the haiku bot, i got inspired

So now you get haiku-ish arrangements of words about blueshipping.

-O-o-O-

Meowth, the charmed cat.

James, his quirky human queen.

Sailing the blue ship.

-O-o-O-

He did it again.

Went and fell for a rich kid.

Who needs Meowzie?

-O-o-O-

The lovers blast off.

"Get a room," Jessie tells them.

A tent is fine, too.

-O-o-O-

A tryst in the woods.

"What's that rustling in the bush?"

Oh, shit. It's the twerps.

-O-o-O-

A breeze up his skirt.

The tom cat fondles his queen.

"Oh, my, that tickles!"

-O-o-O-

This is not Professor Oak's poetry.

it's another day, time for more attempts at poetry

More embarrassing seventeen-syllable poetry.

-O-o-O-

Blue eyes in the dark.

Moonlight flashes off his charm.

The green eyes open.

-O-o-O-

Such arches, such balls.

Finely sculpted toes and heels.

"Must lick James's feet."

-O-o-O-

The cat wants to play.

Tonight, Jessie is away.

"Ay, James, want sum fucc?"

a piece of media that is bad: mundane. effectless

a piece of media that is bad but had the potential to be so so good: unbearable. agonizing. soul crushing even