opalandwoof - the only defense against fear is courage
the only defense against fear is courage

A combination of sensitive and savage

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R O C K S

R o c k s

Me: do you take rocks?

Random vendor: sorry we only take cash and credit


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2 years ago

An incorrect quote that’s a self insert

Someone at a store: thank goodness you’re here you’re six hours late

Me(lol): Well, I’m here now. What did they take?

Shopkeeper: not much, just a couple of groceries and my faith in humanity


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2 years ago

New character; Clancy

name: Clancy

species: sentient wolf

age: older adult

gender: male

Pronouns: he/him

occupation: soldier/warrior

Personality:

tough

strong

mysterious

rough

protective

intimidating

righteous


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2 years ago

Character bio template

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2 years ago

Incorrect quotes but it’s me, historical figures, and my ocs

Characters

Sailor/Flame and Flame/Sailor:me

William Cushing:historical figure

Alonzo Cushing: historical figure

Lassie: published character (not mine)(is featured in the book Lassie come home in the show Lassie other media)

Clancy: my oc

Erwin: my oc

Mr. Miller: my oc

… William Cushing: Sailor! we need to get closer!

Flame/Sailor: Really? I would love to get to know you better!

Flame/Sailor: you mean the fort! Right!

Mr. Miller: they’ve been killed!

Lassie: Actually I believe they died of natural causes

Erwin, checking the body: Knife to the neck

Mr. Miller: I thought you said they died of natural causes?!

Sailor/Flame: There is nothing more natural than dying from a knife to the neck

Mr. Miller: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Alonzo Cushing: We got spring water

Mr. Miller: NO.

William Cushing: with EXTRA minerals

Alonzo Cushing: it's like licking a stalagmite

Mr. Miller: DON'T COME HOME.

William Cushing: Mmmmm cave water

Clancy: I know you snuck out last night, William. 

Alonzo Cushing: Play dumb! 

William Cushing: Who's William? 

Alonzo Cushing: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Lassie: What time is it? 

Flame/Sailor: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out 

Flame/Sailor: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* 

Erwin: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING 

Flame/Sailor: It’s 2 am

William Cushing: I feel fine.

Alonzo Cushing: No you're not, you're bleeding too much, you were just impaled!

William Cushing: It's okay! I've been impaled before, you already know!

Alonzo Cushing: YOU DON'T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING IMPALED! WILLIAM.

*William Cushing and Alonzo Cushing sitting in jail together*

William Cushing: So who should we call?

Alonzo Cushing: I’d call Clancy, but I feel safer in jail

Clancy: fuck you

Mr. Miller: fuck off

Sailor/Flame: fuck this and fuck that

Lassie: why the fuck are you all saying fuck so much

William Cushing: What are you going to do?

Flame/Sailor: I don't know. Something dramatic, I hope.


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