Have You Ever Seen Someone Dredged Out Of A Lake In A Drama Series? Yeah, Thats Pure Motherfucking Horror.

Have you ever seen someone dredged out of a lake in a drama series? Yeah, that’s pure motherfucking horror.

Lost to see? You drift down. You become food for the fishes. You die in something so vast it’s near incomprehensible. It’s just a blip.

Swept up by a river current? It spits you out. You die in the rapids, found on the shore. You hit at rock at 70 miles per hour and that’s it. It’s quick. It’s almost… simple…

But lakes… ooooooh boy lakes…

Maybe you drown in a lake. Maybe you go out and fall and hit your head. Maybe they dredge the lake and find you, stiff and blue and gone.

Maybe you got murdered. Maybe a serial killer mutilated you beyond recognition and dumped you in the small town lake. Maybe there’s panic, maybe they search for you deep into the night, flashlights illuminating the woods as they desperately hope to find you… and then the nets pull you up, but there’s a sliver of hope that it’s someone else. Your face is gone. Maybe it was Caroline Reynolds who died in the next town over. Your loved ones feel awful that they hope it was someone else, but they wait and wait and when the forensics come out, the sirens illuminating the world in red and blue, they know that you’re gone…

So anyway that’s why I think lake’s are scary :D

Please reblog, I’m trying to make up a god

Excuse me while I go question every interaction I’ve ever had…

you join a discord video call at the request of your long time mutual and instead of the 23 year old art history student you thought you'd been friends with you are greeted by two dozen middle aged business men huddled around a conference table intently staring at you

I watched the Oscars tonight and I gotta say that the clear absence of Pedro Pascal and Kieran Culkin jokingly beefing was a really unfortunate direction to take an awards show

y’know, I watched NATLA the other day (I—like 99% of everyone who’s ever seen it—loved the original) and hot take, hear me out, I know this sounds crazy but… I THINK the original animated show was better (😱😱😱)

But because I’m obsessed, it got me thinking about the Last of Us. Making a good TV show is difficult as hell, and making a good adaptation, especially one not based off a book?! Really rough. I think it just sorta goes to show how GOOD TLOU HBO is that it not only captured the magic of the Video Game, but was just so fantastic in all regards. Writing, acting, cinematography, set-design. I think it was really special. It just helped me appreciate how hard it must’ve been to nail even more.

More TV shows should look to TLOU on how to make not just a good adaptation, but also a good show. Everywhere TLOU thrived, NATLA struggled. It’s just a fascinating dichotomy imo

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEDRO!!! Thanks for everything, you amazing guy!

happy birthday to pedro pascal 💜

Hey, come watch a video game adaptation! We have…

The Last of Us (HBO): Father-daughter trauma bonding!

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (Universal): Jack Black’s plan to rule the internet by voiceover, phase 2!

Arcane (Netflix): The best show you’ve ever seen… 75% of the time…

Sonic (WB): It’s always a good sign when the most memorable part of your movie is the scrapped character design :D

Twisted Metal (Peacock): Rosa and Falcon try to kill Bojack-Pennywise… and it freakin’ WORKS!!

Detective Pikachu (WB): I don’t get why this movie did so well, I mean the plot isn’t—HOLY CRAP!! Who’s a good little Pikachu? Who’s a good little fuzzy depressed Deadpool Pikachu?! You are! Yes you are!!

Halo (Paramount+): I didn’t watch this and neither did you!

Uncharted (Sony): Spider-Man’s quarter life crisis destroys a pirate ship!

The Witcher (Netflix): Henry Cavill’s villain arc!

Gran Turismo (Sony): Is… does this count, really?

And make sure to stick around for this years adaptations…

Fallout (Prime): Multiverse Jinx has cannibalism flashbacks!

Borderlands (Lionsgate): Jack Black’s plan to rule the internet by voiceover, phase 3!