I Adore How Stupid Stolas Laugh Is. Hoohoohoo CAUSE HES A FUCKIN OWL HES THE GREATEST

I adore how stupid stolas’ laugh is. “Hoohoohoo” CAUSE HES A FUCKIN OWL HES THE GREATEST

Angel dust x cook!Reader

Reader’s pronouns: you/yours (implied reader uses he/him)

Tw: description of injury, allusions to workplace a***e angst angst and more angst babyyyyyyy

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You could hear your beloved Anthony burst through the doors of the hotel, loudly complaining. He had all the reason too, considering his work environment. You walk up to him, placing a hand on one of his top two arms. “Angie?” You say, tenderly. “Do you want to talk?” He pulls his arm away and slumps over at husk’s bar. “No.” He tells you, plainly. You nod, looking down and to the side. “Well…I’m here if you do.” You know just the way to cheer him up. Food. Lucky for him, your specialty is Italian food. You make your way to the kitchen and about a half hour later you come back to a vacant bar, penne alla vodka in hand. You make your way up to angel’s room. You use your free hand to know on his door to be met with “fuck off.” “It’s me, tony. I made you dinner.” He opens the door and you see him in all his glory. Mascara and eyeliner running down his face, a black eye and a bruises running down his face and neck. He is wearing a blanket on his head and wrapping it around head and shoulders. He takes the bowl of pasta with his bottom two arms and gives you a small smile. “Can I come in, darlin’”? He takes a breath and adjusts his hair with one of his top two arms.“Why~? Ya miss me~?” You look at him blankly. “I don’t have to be angel dust right now, just Anthony.” He looks a mix of offended and nervous, though you can’t quite tell. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” He hands the bowl back to you. “I don’t need your pitty or your food.” He shoves you and the food spills on the ground. He then slams the door and, little did you know, he slides down with the back of his head against the door. “Why did I do that?” He asks himself. You will get to him eventually.

Right?

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A/N: hii! I hope you liked it, this is my first hazbin fic:) if you see any problems please comment! Constructive criticism is encouraged!!!

Character A: [stairing admirably at character B] that’s awesome…terrifying but awesome.

This is FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

Oh sorry! Then could you do Violet and Rhiannon with a nonbinary! S/O whos a scribe but the dragons like them a lot, even Xadens dragon, who only likes Xaden?

Sure thing lol. If I spell anyone’s names wrong because I listened to the audiobook so correct me please:)

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•Tairn will harass violet to no end until she finally asks you out

•Andarna playing with you(head butting you, getting the zoomies like a dog when she sees you)

•Rhiannon throwing you over her shoulder and plopping you in front of feirge, who promptly licks you, making your hair stand up. Fuckin gross.

•sgaeyl HAS nuzzled you at least once. Quite unsettling. Especially since xaden can’t do anything about it.

•you, violet, and Rhi on as much of a date as possible (probably just a walk or something) and tairn shows up out of nowhere. Bro goes where he wants(especially when his human and her partners are there)

•Xaden low key hating you since you are the only other one sgaeyl likes

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A/N: I hope this was everything you where looking, lol! This was my first time writing one of these and I’m only like three quarters of the way through fourth wing sooo:)

I’ve decided to start writing!

Hi I’m Riley or Rye I go by they/them (for a more in depth introduction go to the carrd linked in my bio)

-keep in mind I will only write male/non binary readers. Fem aligned folks, I got nothin against ya but go read something else-

I will write:

•Hazbin hotel

•Helluva boss

•Beetlejuice (movie, broadway, or series)

•ASTV

•The avengers and Deadpool

•forth wing

•DBH

•crave series

•inside job

•poly ships

i WILL NOT write:

•Smut(I will write suggestive material and make-out stuff naturally since my current hyper fixation is angel dust but I am, in fact, a teenager.)

•I will only write s/h or s/a in a negative context

•Slow burn, I’m too impatient

•Valentino

•incest

Characters I write for: