Elrond: What Happens When You Die?

Elrond: What happens when you die?

Maglor: You go to The Halls of Mandos.

Elrond: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?

"Hate you, Bilbo" this is how I'm signing all official documents from this day until I die and my cats eat me.

Dear Lobelia:

It is my pleasure to announce that my birthday is almost here, and with it a huge party. There will be more food than any hobbit can eat, desserts prepared by the best chefs in Hobbiton, and of course, gifts that I bought without skimping a penny. So now I personally invite you to don't come to my party.

Hate you, Bilbo.

I wish I had the confidence of Thranduil bringing a travel throne with him to battle.

I'm bored so I made this atrocity.

My favorite part of the Fellowship of the Ring movie is during the council of Elrond scene, when Gimli says “and my axe”, and Legolas briefly looks into the camera like he’s on an episode of The Office.