patheticcryptid

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I'm Bored So I Made This Atrocity.

I'm bored so I made this atrocity.

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patheticcryptid

2 years ago

I had the most realistic dream about Rivendell last night. The only thing that made me realise it wasn't real was Elrond wearing sunglasses.

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patheticcryptid

2 years ago

I wish I had the confidence of Thranduil bringing a travel throne with him to battle.

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patheticcryptid

2 years ago

"Hate you, Bilbo" this is how I'm signing all official documents from this day until I die and my cats eat me.

Dear Lobelia:

It is my pleasure to announce that my birthday is almost here, and with it a huge party. There will be more food than any hobbit can eat, desserts prepared by the best chefs in Hobbiton, and of course, gifts that I bought without skimping a penny. So now I personally invite you to don't come to my party.

Hate you, Bilbo.

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patheticcryptid

2 years ago

"Through caverns deep..."

Bilbo deciding to join the Company after hearing Thorin sing

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patheticcryptid

2 years ago

Elrond: What happens when you die?

Maglor: You go to The Halls of Mandos.

Elrond: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?

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