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Last Time I Was Actually Full On Bored Was When I Was Stupid Little Kid
Last time i was actually full on bored was when i was stupid little kid
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Stan sings the worst in the movie
asked to leave the function
Damn my dude, you are such a loser!
Don't you EVER say that to me again. You hear me? This is probably the most fucked up thing a person has ever said to another person on anon on Tumblr. What the fuck. This hurt my feelings so deeply that I have no choice. I am going Dark Muppet on your ass. I am so, so sorry that I must do this.
*The floor opens up beneath you and you realize you are being suspended by a rope. It is lowering you into the Joker Juice below. Its acidic green glow sends shivers down your spine. 'Oh fuck', you think. As you are slowly disolved into slime and ooze, you hear a distant chanting over your screams. When did you start screaming? You cannot be sure. The entire cast of the muppets stands around the edge of the vat you are being lowered into. They are singing the Muppet Show theme song in perfect harmony. Like a choir of felt angels. It is beautiful. Just before the acid reaches your eyes, you look at Kermit. He is not singing. He slowly shakes his head at you. The disappointed look on his face will haunt you for the rest of time. You done fucked with the wrong Muppet, cowboy. Sayonara, bitch.*
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((You have become Joker Soup.))
Well. I hope you've learned your lesson. Never say a mean thing on the internet ever again.
You draw South Park men’s feet
