Dealing With The Worst Case Scenario

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

We call ourselves persmos! Yeah, like our sys name

It has a very large history and therefore context, it makes us feel mor ourselves persmos than alters, although we tend to use alters when talking about ourselves publicly because people don't know what persmos mean lol

yet another userbox. i am obsessed

Yo tengo un caballo verde 🐎🟢 Q hace piruetas 🤸‍♀🤸‍♀🤸‍♀ Se sabe lavar los dientes 🪥 Va en bicileta 🚴🚴🚴 Tiene un hueco en la bariga 🕳 De andar echado 🛌🛌🛌 Y cuando lo llevo al río se mete en el agua y sale colorado 🌊 🟢 -> 🔴 Y cuando lo llevo al río se mete en el agua y sale colorado 🌊 🟢 -> 🔴 Yo le enseñé a hablar 🗣🗣🗣 Sabe decir 🤓☝ Mamá 👩‍👦 Y es tan inteligente q hasta usa lentes pa' poder mirar 👓 Y es tan inteligente q hasta usa lentes pa' poder mirar 👓 Su novia es una rubia 👱‍♀ Muy coquetona 😘😘😘 Se pinta los labios rojos 💋 Y es percherona 🎠 Y cuando lo ve al caballo 🐴 <-👀 Le dice así 🗣☝ Me dan ganas de comerte pq te pareces mucho al parejí-íl 🌱 Me dan ganas de comerte pq te pareces mucho al parejí-íl 🌱 Yo le enseñé a hablar 🗣🗣🗣 Sabe decir 🤓☝ Mamá 👩‍👦 Y es tan inteligente q hasta usa lentes pa' poder mirar 👓 Y es tan inteligente q hasta usa lentes pa' poder mirar 👓

reblog if you're a therian and you run an active blog. trying to find some fellow therians 👍

I can't forget the time we were being cancelled by an endo with fake claims and fake proof just to make us look like a horrible being without any apparent reason

And what our mood booster did was make a lot of memes about the situation-

We were stress and trying to understand why that was happening, where did the person know us to start making those horrible claims and him was making memes and fun about the situation lol