Here's The Thing With Making The Robots.

Here's the thing with making the robots.

"Oops" established that a deal/contract made with a Sin is eternally binding and from the context in which it's revealed means even the Sin can't back out of it.

This means that Ozzie is likely legally required to make sex bots for as long as Mammon has an official clown mascot and that legally ending this deal will prove to be either impossible or extremely difficult.

Fizz's big goof

So, I've been thinking about this for a while. While Fizz obviously quit for his own well-being, he also carried himself in a way that implied he was screwing over Mammon by quitting, when that couldn't be further from the truth.

Allow me to explain.

It's been confirmed that Glitz and Glam not only did legally win, but also survived getting squished. Meaning that they're Mam's new brand figures.

I bring this up because the episode goes out of it's way to portray the twins as being so extremely shallow that they only care about winning and being famous mascots, not money, not Mam's adoration, not for the sake of mastering clowning. They're also clearly okay with sexualizing themselves (as seen when one of them flashes the crowd). In other words, all the factors that made Fizz unhappy under Mammon and eventually made him quit are absent in the Glam sisters, there's no reason to think they'd ever want to quit.

Another thing is that, with two mascots, Mammon would make twice as much money, especially from completionists and extra horny weirdos.

While it was good for Fizz, him quitting didn't actually hurt Mam at all, quite the contrary, it dropped two people perfect for what Mammon needs from someone for the position of his brand figure directly into his lap!

Sucks to be you, Imp Jerky!

Helluva Boss but it's actually Jontron moments

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Stella: *playing with dolls* "Hey, Alejandro, I was thinking about, you know, maybe taking a year off, going back to college, starting my career." "Nonsense, Monica! You're staying home and having my kids!"

Andrealphus: Stella, What are you playing?

Stella: Systemic oppression :)

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Wally: *selling a carpet that a guy was stitched into* Yes, okay, he had a bit of an accident, but, I say, it's one of a kind! I'll give you a good price!

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Mammon: *on the phone* Oh, okay. So I guess what you're telling me is that I should NOT make a game about the Titanic sinking!

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Mammon: Hey, you know what, I think you're right. On second thought, I don't think it's gonna work... But I got one for you better! Schindler's List: HD Remix!

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Moxxie: You can count me in.

Blitz: Okay, one.

Moxxie: What even?

Blitz: I counted you in :)

Moxxie: Go to fucking Heaven.

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Stolas:*picks up a packet of sunflower seeds* Via, what is this? Where did you learn to do this? have you been doing SEED?!?

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Yeah, that tracks.

With the number of times I've gotten away with reckless and selfish behavior thanks to last minute strokes of luck, I'm 100% the creator's pet. Hope I have some great villain monologues in fan rewrites.

Shame I couldn't include my twirly mustache and beard.

@crossover-enthusiast, @very-uncorrect, @pinkandpurple360, @thatguywhodoesstuff, @snenbubs

Here's he gist, folks:

1. Do this uquiz.

2. Do this picrew.

3. Tag people.

Thanks for the tag @thelastplantagenet 😊💚

1. Do this uquiz.

2. Do this picrew.

3. Tag people.

feel free to play if you’d like :)

@buncha-angry-kids-with-no-money @thatoneandlonelyemo2005 @with-the-words-all-wrong

If you want a loving villain couple just do what everyone else is doing, ship Golden Goose.

What we want: Lucifer and Lilith being completely in love with each other and have a Gomez and Morticia dynamic and his wife is the only one that he doesn't care is taller than him it likely turns him on. All hail Mommy Dommie Lilith!

What we're likely to get: They're divorce and Lilith is Stella 2.0 with Luci being another 'uwu sad man' that Viv likes so much.

that last ask got me thinking of a more charismatic mammon, because watching the episode, it didn’t really make sense why people were fans when literally all he did was abuse people.

im picturing a kinda disney’s hercules hades meets billy butcher from the boys, which probably makes no sense. but like its someone who is very toxic but actually manipulative and charismatic about it? idk

Living in Serbia, I can confirm that loud, openly selfish people who inexplicably come off as like able do, in fact, exist. I call them neighborhood Mammons, and I should know that they don't need to put in an effort to be charismatic, since I am my neighborhood's Mammon.

Mam already kind of reminds me of Hades, but for the exact reason of his subtly sassy bluntness, never seen The Boys so I don't know anything about Billy Butcher.

So, um, Gregor is DEFINITELY a cultist... The implications of this, especially for episode 6, are very interesting. Expect some more SM theory stuff coming soon. (On a side note, I'm not sure, but it looks like their doing a secret Santa, which is so funny and wholesome, as weird as it feels to say that about a cult that's trying to take over the world)

So @crossover-enthusiast , @the-spooky-children what do you think?

Also, I headcanon that these are all official Happy Fella merch in-universe and Dexter got to possess a nutcracker instead of a regular doll for a change.