I Think The Marketing Really Screwed The Movie, Had It Been Promoted As A Reimagining Of Cruella Or An

I think the marketing really screwed the movie, had it been promoted as a reimagining of Cruella or an original story about a similar woman who took a better path, instead of Cruella's backstory, I guarantee that it would've performed better. Hell, it may have even steered the rampant villain redemption stuff into villain reimagining stuff, which would've been way better!

The whole "Disney villain hates something because of trauma" meme that started with Cruella makes me kinda angry because it's one of the earliest examples of people either not understanding what actually happened, or worse, people not bothering to actually see the movie in question and just basing their thoughts on reviews they've seen.

Estella/Cruella never shows any kind of real hatred towards the Dalmatians themselves. She steals them as revenge, but they're shown to be taken care of and never actually harmed. Most she does is make a bad joke about maybe turning them into a coat, but that never actually happens.

And she never blames the dogs for her mother's death. First, she blames herself, in a similar way to how Simba blamed himself for his father's death - assuming that her mother just got caught in the crossfire, since the dogs had been chasing her daughter and she got caught in the middle. And when she learns her mother was targetted, she turns her anger towards the person who sent the dogs after her mother, not the dogs themselves.

If you want a loving villain couple just do what everyone else is doing, ship Golden Goose.

What we want: Lucifer and Lilith being completely in love with each other and have a Gomez and Morticia dynamic and his wife is the only one that he doesn't care is taller than him it likely turns him on. All hail Mommy Dommie Lilith!

What we're likely to get: They're divorce and Lilith is Stella 2.0 with Luci being another 'uwu sad man' that Viv likes so much.

so, I heard this crazy theory that I need to share.

So, according to the Hazbin trading cards, there are hints that Lilith might be a villain. However, what if the character that currently claiming to be Lilith wasn’t Lilith. She is Eve.

In the Bible, Eve is the first woman ever created. What if, in this universe, Eve was a character who hated heaven because she received the blame for the creation of sin. She wanted to separate Lucifer and Lilith to get with Lucifer. So, some how?

Eve stole Lilith’s identity. Lilith isn’t able to stop her. I don’t know why.

So, Lilith decides to stay in the shadows scheming. She hides in a identity. She pretends to be an Overlord, especially Rosie.

So, Rosie is Lilith and Alastor knows this.

I don’t know what to think about this insane theory. However, too many people are talking about it could happen. I needed to share it. What do you think?

The thing is in the actual oldest scriptures, the word "Lilith" only appeas once and is believed to be in reference to an owl spirit that had nothing to do with Eden.

Because of this, most stories just make Even and Lilith one and the same, anyway. So there's no real precedent for what being the "real" Lilith would even really mean.

Personally, I always thought Hellaverse's Lilith was also it's Eve. Until a mutual messaged me about it, I never even considered that that information might be a secret in-universe

I think the Rosie thing (which came from leaked messages between Viv and someone else) was misinterpreted. I think it meant that Rosie will have the role of the supportive mother figure that Lilith was going to have back in the pilot days, before she was rewritten as another Stella.

Adding some stuff from chronicles:

One murderer has an entire swan as part of their hat, their big freakout sees the swan springing to life and flapping it's wings hard enough to lift the killer off the ground and lays eggs which instantly hatch.

Almost every case with jurors has no less than 2 jurors either be in close proximity to the crime, or have a connection to someone involved. Characters from past and future cases are also frequently jurors

The main prosecutor frequently throws glass objects containing alcohol in anger, often towards the gallery or into lit torches. Sometimes he slams his leg on his bench, instead.

A woman is stabbed in the back by a knife which flew out of a window after another woman threw it at her husband. Said woman was posing as her husband's maid to make him look more prestigious to guests. Said woman also ends up being a juror in the trail of the man falsely accused of the stabbing.

During the above mentioned trial, the prosecutor asserts that the defendant, who is constantly described as meek and jittery, vaulted a six foot long ditch while carrying 3 books. He ends up being right.

There's a pudgy old pawnbroker who threatens to shoot himself as "penance" for even the slightest mistake on his end. This is played for laughs until the man is killed and then the fact his gun only had one bullet in it becomes a plot point.

At one point, government secrets are stolen and smuggled in Morse code imbedded on music box discs.

One villain confesses to murder and attempted murder after the main character makes it impossible for him to obtain a hidden treasure. The main character had no conclusive proof that the man was guilty of either crime.

The main character has to defend a scientist who constantly sabotages his own case, because he would rather be sentenced to death than be forced to face the truth that his experiment was a failure.

Most of the issues the main cast face in exposing a massive conspiracy in the final case are a result of the actions of a bumbling pair of rich gingers who decided to scam a bunch of people for shits and giggles.

One of those gingers has a habit of grabbing and dragging people with a gem-encrusted dog leash.

A 10 year old girl and a himbo chemist were able to make functioning earbuds and a fucking hologram in 1900.

Everyone talks about how silly Ace Attorney is but only ever mentions the parrot and the Almost Christmas thing, so here’s a few highlights of insane shit that happens in Ace Attorney that I personally adore:

The famous orca defendant from Phoenix’s first case after disbarment turns out to be the secret sibling of another orca… who was also falsely accused of murder

The final case of what is widely considered one of the best games in the series involves a clown crushing the president of fantasy Hong Kong to death with a hot air balloon. The president turns out to be a body double who replaced the original president 15 years prior. This is all taken completely seriously

The inciting incident of effectively the entire series was an episode of cupcake wars that went really, REALLY poorly

The plot of the most recent mainline game is “what if defense attorneys were systematically oppressed by the government”

The main character gets hit by a car in one of the cases and walks it off. He does sprain his ankle though

Two separate characters can summon butterflies in court and make their scarves levitate. They have literally no relation to each other and this inexplicable telekinesis is never mentioned by the cast even once

A major plot point in one of the cases is someone tying a corpse to the end of a rope and then pendulum swinging them across a bridge so aggressively they get launched 30 feet into the air on the other side. This is fully animated and you get to watch it happen no less than 4 times

So, um, Gregor is DEFINITELY a cultist... The implications of this, especially for episode 6, are very interesting. Expect some more SM theory stuff coming soon. (On a side note, I'm not sure, but it looks like their doing a secret Santa, which is so funny and wholesome, as weird as it feels to say that about a cult that's trying to take over the world)

So @crossover-enthusiast , @the-spooky-children what do you think?

Also, I headcanon that these are all official Happy Fella merch in-universe and Dexter got to possess a nutcracker instead of a regular doll for a change.

What do you think of the idea of having a human working for I.M.P who knows how to use martial arts and weaponry?

Sorry for being late!!

I think it could only work for a one-off, like they're hired to kill someone who's also currently being hunted by a human hitman and they end up working together to off the target. I don't think it could work long-term though.