transmasc he/it | 18 | batman fandom got me good | artist, writer and professional procrastinator (update: it was audhd)
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Showing off the Pride Angels roster again! ❤️🧡💛💚💙
This is the artwork that will be used for the stickers. You can read the FAQ and follow the campaign at the pre-launch page.
PS. If anyone else is planning to do Art Fight this year, I have uploaded the Pride Angels there if you'd like to draw them!
headcanon
damian is surprisingly good at playing a non traumatised ten year old. at first he doesn’t understand why he would need to ever play the part until he watches his family act at a gala. he now understands the mission to protect their identities.
he slips into the role easily. he acts shy around strangers and soft around his siblings. even going so far as to let them carry him around. if he notices someone is uncomfortable or not overwhelmed he will walk up to his father with puppy dog eyes taught to him by grayson and say “father i’m tired” the other members of gotham high society will coo at his formal words and father will scoop him up before collecting his other siblings.
he’s also unsurprisingly good at fake crying. (i mean look at the poor kid and all his trauma)
I am so tired of asexuals being boxed into the "sweet naive child not needs to be shielded away from sex"
what I am trying to say with poll is that Allosexual (a term for non asexual people) if you meet someone who is asexual don't just atomatically assume they are sex repulsed instead ask if you are shy here is a prompt
"hey I noticed that in your bio you said are asexual/on the ace spectrum and I just want to know what are comfortable with before I send you risky memes/jokes I want to honor your boundaries as a friend because I respect you. I am only asking this because I myself am not asexual but I realize that is is a very broad spectrum and want make sure I don't make you uncomfortable by maybe sending risky memes about character we both like"
Fat men fat titties
Fat woman fat cock
dick grayson in fanon: sweet silly older brother, pretty but stupid, favourite child, happy robin, basically batman 2.0 but a nice person, his brothers are more skilled and could outpace him but they love him anyways, goody-two-shoes, good relationship with batman, responsible eldest child, mentally stable and supportive
dick grayson in canon:
became robin so he wouldnt commit first degree murder
like all of his appearances young justice season 1 are about how hes a maniac and a genius
leader and strategist of the teen titans
actually Murdered the joker
considered an equal by the worlds most dangerous and deadly mercenary
was literally fired by batman and only really continued working w him because of jason and babs
managed to keep up with angsty new-to-the-job batman
has had so many arguments with bruce its a miracle he hasnt cut him off forever (hes tried though)
can take down the entire teen titans if he wanted despite being the only one of them with no superpowers/abilities
was the definition of angsty teenager
inherits his insane paranoia from bruce
a thread away from breaking the no-kill rule, give him a rest
hes literally feral guys i mean cmon
So i looked at my bio and it says "professional procrastinator"
At the time that i wrote it i didn't know i had audhd so uh thats the answer ig
Also still unmedicated cause insurance doesn't cover it 👍
Love when the Justice League thinks Batman is a cryptid. This believe is only further enhanced by the face his sidekick, Robin, is clearly a shapeshifter, what with changing their height, hair style, skin tone, and even gender.
Batman clearly thinks that by having Robin look different every couple of years, it will show that they aren't cryptids like it would if Robin didn't age.
But the Justice League is too smart for that. They figured it out! But they are good friends (colleagues) and won't spill Batman's secret, but they will drop hints to him that they know, to show that they are smarter than he gives them credit for (they aren't.)
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When the batkids learn that the league thinks this, they start periodically going to the Watchtower with Bruce, taking turns dressed up as Robin.
The League is surprised as Robin seems to prefer taking the form of a child, perhaps to have villains underestimate them? But they just assume Robin is trying out something new.
The batkids definitely tell eachother about what was said/happened as to further sell the act of Robin being a shapeshifter, because clearly it has to be the same person, Robin knows what happened, so it couldn't of been someone else dressed as Robin.
I feel like the homelander is transfem
All his problems would go away if he let himself experiment with his gender
Tbh i do like fanon! Tim.
When he's super smart and loves coffee. When he naps throughout the day instead of the night so people think he doesnt sleep. When he hates coffee and loves energy drinks. When he flies for the thrill of it. When he rides for the thrill of it. When the reason he is careless is because it's fun. When the reason he is careless it's because he has it all planned out. When he is so depressed he turns nihilistic and gets self sacrificing. When he is so depressed he turns nihilistic and lives life to the fullest. When he takes drugs as a way to cope. When he makes drugs as a way to cope. When he leaves everyone because he is so focused on things. When he thinks everyone wants him gone so he leaves first. When he leaves.
When he is super evil and has no morals. When he kills a lot. When he gets demonized for other people's character arcs. When he has a lot of connections. When he lies to everyone just because. When he is silent. When he takes a presence that is literally just Cass but as a man. When he will do anything for anyone who gives him attention.
When he is just self projection. When he is just an oc. When he is a self insert. When he is feminized or sexualized. When he believes what anyone says at face value. When, at this point, it is literally any other character at all except he is named Tim.
I like all of this. Genuinely. It's what fandom means. It's a person's reaction to a character and changing as they see fit. If I wanted a clear idea and interpretation of a character I would read one(1) comic and leave it at that.
Multiple people are gonna write multiple things, be it from the canon material or your trusty ao3.
When I dont like a particular Tim interpretation, I stop reading said interpretation. Be it from the canon material or your trusty ao3.
while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are
Reblog and put in the tags the last book you read
thinking about how Bart probably doesn't see the point in texting or phone calls if he can just run over and have a conversation in person, so all his text threads are probably just messages to him without a single response
Bruce, Batman and Brucie are actually three different people. This is not one of those magic shenanigans where he gets split in a bunch of core personality parts. It's like triplets or something. Alfred is the only one that knows about it.
The Batman triplet of them was the one that saw their parents die so he became Batman. He sleeps during the day and has no social skills and speaks basically only in grunts and is mean to everyone, even when he doesn't mean it.
Bruce is the one that saw himself in Dick because of the orphan thing and saw his brother in him too because he knows how Batman got after their deaths. So he brings Dick home and tries to be a good parent but Batman keeps fucking shit up so they have a talk and Batman tries to be a bit better. (He goes back to being a bitch when he worries too much)
Brucie has the unhealthiest coping mechanism of them all (crazy i know), as your usual rich person, he makes himself dumber and sexual, hooks up and dates anyone, loves making scandals. But he is smart, out of the three of them he is the one that deals with WE and makes the deals and treats all the pr shit. He usually helps Batman more than he helps Bruce, since he feels like his personality isn't good for the kids so he lives in the last floor of WE. Like those rich apartment floors.
I think the only way the kids would figure it out would be either:
- Tim already knows but maybe doesn't tell anyone.
- Cass figures it out but also maybe doesn't tell anyone and bonds with Tim over it.
- When Batman "dies", Bruce is still there as is Brucie (making public appearances), because they find out after the fam knows.
the people have spoken
Only for pride month tho, like a corporation july 1st i'm changing back
Should i change my pfp to him
Somehow Lady Gaga is only 38, meaning she’s probably the same age (or similar) as Ethoslab. I’d like to present a new theory
Most of the Batkids lie to Batman.
What’s unique about Tim “I lie to Batman” Drake is that he lies *successfully* to Batman.
Damian just states blatant untruths and expects people to believe them. Dick puts on a good act, but it can’t fool his family, even if they won’t call him out on it. Jason’s emotions are too easy to read, even with his helmet on. Cass lies with her words, but never with her body. Duke lacks self-awareness of his insanity and thus doesn’t try to hide any of it. Steph and Barbara don’t even bother, because Batman has no authority over her whatsoever.
Tim, though? He was raised by boarding schools and nannies and practically incentivized to lie to adults. He’s so earnest and well-meaning that everyone expects him to be a compulsive truth-teller, and he weaponizes it like the little gremlin he is. And when that isn’t enough, he knows how to spin things just right that they don’t quite sound like an untruth.
Should i change my pfp to him
Just killed a mosquito *feel good inc starts playing*