Look At His Little Face. Look At His Little Puppy Face.

Look at his little face. Look at his little puppy face.

Help me out here guys. I'm trying to write the Camille chapter of my Red Dwarf fanfic and, even though I know what I want to happen I can't think where to start it. Is Sephy helping Lister teach Kryten to lie? Are we starting with Rimmer and Kryten in Starbug? Is Sephy flitting around somewhere doing something before the episode proper starts? Someone tell me please!

Thank you to everyone who got me to 500 likes!

So fed up with this writers block. Like, I'm done. I'm just funking done. If someone could take off the top of my head and put some damn ideas in there that would be great.

Guys, I'm just imagining being the only girl on Red Dwarf and frankly, I think it'd be an absolute nightmare.

Imagine it, testosterone all over the place. Like, he'd settle down eventually but for the first week you'd have to put up with Lister constantly reminding you that you *are* the only living woman left in the universe technically. He'd stop eventually and actually be a really good friend, except very occasionally if he got too drunk, but he'd never actually try anything.

And then there's Kryten seeing absolutely no issue with doing your laundry along with everyone else's, so you walk into the kitchen or the mess room one day and your underwear is just drying on a line, while everyone else is trying to eat and pretending they haven't noticed. Not to mention that every month you'd have the added bonus (humiliation) of a banner stretched across one wall saying 'Have a Happy Period', just because Kryten would make it his duty to know about these things.

The Cat, well I really don't know how he'd react to be honest. He'd either flirt constantly or just treat you the same as he does Lister since, you know, you're both technically monkeys to him.

And Rimmer would just decide that he doesn't like you, just because he's hopeless with women and assumes you won't like him, so it just saves time. He'd spend most of his time rolling his eyes at the soppy rom-coms you and Lister bond over.

Basically at some point you will end up building a blanket fort in a corner of the cargo bay and hiding in there with biscuits and a book where no-one can find you.

Edited to add: It'd be slightly better when Holly becomes a woman, if for no other reason than it just *feels* nice to see another female face.