Mom: So My First Date Is In {town Ten Minutes Away} At A Dennys.

Mom: So my first date is in {town ten minutes away} at a Denny’s.

Me: Ma Denny’s isn’t a place you just go to for a date, it’s a place you end up at three in the morning either questioning your life choices, hungover, or having no idea how you ended up there.

My brother: Well she’s not wrong

I’m getting real tired of the Hoe-bots

I had a fever induced thought and I need to make it everyone else's problem too. Jazz beating the ever loving shit out of someone from Gotham(random mugger, the Joker, whoever), to the song Uptown Girl by Billy Joel. Extra funny if the batfam is watching especially if she's beating Joker and Jason is watching.

I have no idea if anyone has pointed this out, and I wouldn’t have the balls to post this if my brain wasn’t trying to cha cha slide out of my skull, but how is anyone shocked that Bruce ‘I can’t kill even once or I become a spree killer and maybe an edge lord clown’ Wayne produced the stab happy Damian Wayne. I mean, yeah he was raised by the League, but whenever Bruce kills someone he seems to loose all control and it’s just a blood bath after that. Bruce himself admits that if he killed once he wouldn’t be able to stop. How is it a shock that Damian turned out the way he did. Actually if you think of it, Damian is better in this than Bruce. Damian has killed before and in comics and/or movies where Damian stays with Bruce, he stops killing. Damian has the self control and will where his father doesn’t.

Christ on a bike it’s been so long. I think I was like 10 and I think it was Inuyasha or Yu-Gi-Oh. I’m 31, oh holy hell, I’ve been in this hole for 21 years, my fanfiction hole can drink alcohol in the US.

so.

i guess fanfiction wasn’t a phase….