Jaune: Who Cuts People's Hair In The Middle Of The Night?

Jaune: Who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night?

Nora: I do! They call me the Midnight Barber.

Jaune: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties.

Nora: Is it?

Jaune: Yeah. So don't ever be doing that to me!

Nora: I do do it to you.

Jaune: ... What?

Nora: Who'd you think cuts your hair einstein?

Jaune: My hair just doesn't grow very fast.

Nora: What, you think it stays that length naturally? I'm in there in the night styling away.

Jaune: How dare you do that to me in the night, when I'm oblivious.

Nora: I do my best work when you're oblivious. I lean you up against a pillow, and I go at you~.

Jaune: That's perverted.

Weiss: This B needs a C in her A.~

Jaune: Oh my God!

Weiss: This babe needs a coconut in her arms?

Jaune: Oh. I thought you were saying, "This b**** needs a c*** in her a**."

Weiss: Oh my God!

Jaune: Yeah, that was my reaction. I'll go get us some coconuts.

Lord of Fire and Sorrow

Doctor of War & Sorrow

Ruby: *Walks into dorm room, breathing heavily with disheveled hair and flushed cheeks*

Yang: Woah sis, you look like you just ran a marathon.

Ruby: Well, with how many calories I just burned... I'd say it was more like 2.

Did you know....

Ruby: Jaune, did you know that a 1-minute tongue kiss can burn up to 26 calories!

Jaune: Wow, that's crazy.

Ruby: Yeah...

Ruby: Wanna burn some calories with me?

Jaune: *Hums to himself as he walks to his dorm. Before he enters, he spots something and turns around*

Penny: 😄

Jaune: Ooh my god!

Penny: *Giggles*

Jaune: Oh my god, you scared me! What are you doing?

Penny: I run away.

Jaune: O-Ok? Good? What are you doing here?

Penny: I followed you home. *Blushes* ‘Cause, I like you~.

Jaune: ... Nice! Good! Because I knew that ther-... Right on!

Penny: *Cheers*

Jaune: ... Wait, all the way home?

Penny: Yes.

Jaune: ... So you saw me eat that hot pocket I found in the garbage?

Penny: Yes.

Jaune: ... Any thoughts on that?

Penny: No.

Jaune: Oh man, I like you. Come on in! *Opens door*

Penny: *Follows him* I like you~!

Ruby: Finally, my dress. Now I can express all of my feelings for Jaune.

Jaune: *Walks in* Hey Ruby. What was that you were saying quietly?

Ruby: Jaune! Hey! I just got my dress, and I'm finally ready to express all of my true-

Jaune: I'm so proud of you. Opening yourself up and expressing what's inside. You're such an honest and true friend.

Ruby: Friend?!

Jaune: It's been hard for me, because I'm trying to win over Weiss, and prep for the dance. But knowing I have you as a pal, gives me the strength to do it.

Ruby: Pal?

Jaune: Don't worry bro. Weiss will never take your place as my best friend.

Ruby: Bro...?

Jaune: Yeah, even closer than a sister. So close that we could sleep in the same bed, and never touch or kiss. So anyway, thanks for expressing yourself man. *Leaves*

Ruby: Man...