Arc Sister's: Now, Which Of Us Will Be The Object Of Your Attraction?

Arc Sister's: Now, which of us will be the object of your attraction?

Whitley: Hmm... Wow, what great options. This is going to be so hard. 🙄

Jaune: *Walks in* Oh sisters, I'm back from war.

Whitley: Hello sailor!~ 😍

Jaune: *Leaving Yangs House* Alright, see you later, Alligator.

Yang: *Chuckles* After a while, Crocadile.

Jaune: *Also chuckles* Okie-dokie Artachokie.

Yang: *Keeps chuckling* Alright, time to go, Buffalo.

Jaune: *Chuckles harder* I'm out the door, Dinosaur.

Yang: Hang loose, Mongoose.

Jaune: ...

Yang: You know what I mean, Jelly-bean?

Jaune: ...

Yang: *Smirks and turns to walk away*

Jaune: Take care... Teddy-bear.

Yang: *Glares* Bye bye, Butterfly.

Jaune: Too-da-loo, Kangaroo.

Yang: Hit the road, Jaune.

Jaune: Oh, that one doesn't rhyme!

Yang: No, Jaune. I'm telling you to get out of my house.

Jaune: Oh, okay.

Jaune: Ruby, it's alright. Your... assets simply lie elsewhere.

Ruby: Oh yeah? Where?! *Hits table in frustration, causing a plate of cookies to fall over*

Ruby: Ah nuts! *Quickly turns and bends over to pick them up*

Jaune: 😳

*Thump!*

Yang: Hm? Did you just bump the table with your leg?

Jaune: You could say that, yes.

The Bigger Win

Yang: Ha! I win~!

Ruby: Grrrr! So what I have small boobs! Jaune doesn’t like me because I have a big boobs; He likes me for my adorable personality~!

Yang: True, but I can get him hard in a minute without touching him with these girls. Can you do that?

Ruby: …

Ruby: Jaune, that’s not true is it?!

Jaune: Let’s just say I’m sitting down, behind this table for a reason. Okay?

Yang: Ha, that’s one for me~!

Ruby: Ahh nuts…

Employee: *Holds up a tray of dino nuggets* Free sample?

Jaune: *Takes one* Mmm, delicious! I will seriously consider purchasing these. *Leaves*

Employee: 😊

Jaune: *Walks up, now wearing an unzipped white jacket with a faunus tail* Ooo, what do we got here? Don't mind if I do. *Takes one before leaving*

Employee: 🤨

Jaune: *Now has a tattoo on his arm with some stubble on his face* Oh? Dino nuggies? I'll need to buy a ton of these for my girls.

Employee: Sir, you don't need to keep going to the back of the line. You can have as much as you want, they're free.

Taiyang: What are you talking about?

Sun: Hey, can I have another dino nuggie?

Jaune: Yeah, me too?

Yang: *Chatting with Weiss*

Ruby: *Runs into room* Yang! Yang! You've got to see this funny faunus trait Jaune has!

Yang: *Shoo's her away* Now now Ruby, the adults are having a conversation.

Ruby: Suit yourself. *Shrugs and runs off*

Yang: So like I was saying...

Ruby: *From other room* Red rocket! Red rocket Jaune!

Yang: *Sudden realization before immediately leaving* Ruby no!

Weiss: ...

Weiss: Am I not allowed to have a relatively normal day?

Neptune: Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs!

Sun: Oh my god, you're crazy! They are so obviously mammals!

Neptune: Oh please, she'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs!

Sun: Smurfs don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a fucking beard! THEY'RE MAMMALS!!!